CL: “Hey champ, I’ve ordered us the soup broth. It’s delicious, do you like soup broth”?
DS: “Chris, I want to discuss core roles of the executive under any new ACT/National Government…”
CL: “I’ll get us the soup broth then, are you going to Taytay in Sydney? The kids want to go so I’ve hired a private jet. Hope it’s not a Tesla eh? (laughs loudly at own joke)
DS: “…..”
CL: “Chris Bishop is also going, he wanted to get a lift with us, but come on. He was a Tobacco lobbyist, he needs CEO money to ride with my crew (laughs loudly at own joke)
DS: “…..”
CL: “Do you like Taytay? I hate how everyone suddenly became a fan after her latest album, which is amazing, don’t get me wrong, but I was a fan from day one. All these newbies sucking up to her now, where was Chris Bishop when she released her first debut in 2006?
DS: “I believe he was 22”
CL: “Are you a Swiftie?”
DS: “…..”
CL: “I think we should have sponsored Taytay’s concert you know, it would win votes with the young female electorate Judith Collins tells me I need to win over. She’s become a great mate recently, hanging out a lot at my house when she turns up unannounced. She joked she was trying to catch me sleeping. I think it was a joke, you can never tell with Judith. Do you trust Judith?”
DS: “I think she’s a treacherous radioactive swamp witch who will always knife you in the back the first chance she gets, sorry, what did you say about the State subsidising a Taylor Swift concert?”
CL: “Yeah, I could get onstage and do a karaoke with her and my daughters will be like ‘Daaaaad’. I bet I can get on The Tictok with that! Are you on The Tictok?
DS: “…..”
CL: They say you will trick me into giving you everything ACT wants including a referendum that will start a race war, but you wouldn’t do that eh?”
DS: “I’ve specifically said I will make you do that”.
CL: “Yeah, but not really right”?
DS: “I’ve specifically said I will make you do that”.
CL: “Yes and I say things I have to walk back all the time too”.
DS: “I’ve specifically said I will make you do that, and have never walked it back. My last 3 press releases have been, “Why I will force this on Chris Luxon, How I will force this on Chris Luxon and When I will force this on Chris Luxon“.
CL: “You guys are so good at press releases, when I was at Air NZ we had a great press release person. Do you think your guys would run the press releases when we take over?
DS: “…..”
CL: “Oh here’s the soup. I love our weekly catch ups over lunch, it’s really helping me understand the man I’ll be working with”.
DS: “…..”
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LOL – love it.
I really doubt that was how it went Martyn. 🙂
Are you this much of a wet blanket at parties? Assuming you get invited to parties that is…
The Daily Blog is kind of disintegrating a little.
It seems more likely to be your cognizance that is “disintegrating” than what is an article that speaks volumes regarding the Colonial/corporate raiders plans for this country… None of which will work in a societal sense, but will make exploiting the resources, both human, and mineral an easy thing to do.. John Keys handlers must be on the verge of orgasm at the thought of having the country back in their hands so that the rape can continue, unabated this time… Could you have made a more stupid statement? That is debatable, but not by much..
Brilliant Martyn….you are entertaining , educating, challenging, controversial and insightful all rolled up in one…PLUS never boring!
Love it…
Thank you.
David wouldn’t agree with the state sponsoring Taytay.
David only agrees with the state sponsoring Landlords via the 2 billion dollar (and rising), accomodation supplement that puts an artificially high floor under rents, and big business through the wage subsidy.. I mean working for families.
Ask David next time he’s on your show if he will cut government costs in those areas? Crickets…
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