Political Caption Competition

1. I know, right! His todger is still about this long, even after the frost bite, but we’re still looking for his brain.

2. Uncle Andy shagged her already, but he still married her! Lol

3. MI6 warned us she’d be trouble. So did my Nan. We tried to buy her off but what she really wants is to be Queen. My Kate says she’s just insane so we didn’t even invite her.

4. Yeah I dunno about their kids aye bro. No one’s ever seen them, plus she was born intersex so doesn’t have the gear to bare children. We all found the fake baby bumps hilarious. Even Nan thought she was mad as!

5. “So you brought me the sausage rolls which Bishop MP’s hungry old dad drives around petrol stations looking for ? Cool bro, really cool.”

6. Tall guy explains that fashion dictates long jackets, slim fitting and of course blue is the in colour. Small guy smiles diplomatically which is reflected in red/blue coloured tie to show his people where he stands – following the Brit 3rd Way.

7. Prince William talks about the funny side of coping with politics from outside the ring and changing class society; NZ PM Chris Hipkins laughs in agreement. The Prince has some of his father’s light touch with the peeps, explains things have moved on since Flanders & Swann and The English Are Best.
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOoStY95YZc

8. So you can understand I am somewhat wary of redheads.

9. “And Jacinda baked Ed Sheeran scones this big when she was in charge.”

10. I need another buzzy bee.

11. Fashion comments around the Coronation. Men’s hairstyles seem to be getting short and cursory. Perhaps this heralds a new era of male hairpieces – powdered wigs perhaps. Will we see men wearing face patches too. What fun it would be, life is so dull lately, without a fashionista for Britain!

    • Greywarbler. Between you and me, Hipkin’s hair looks too short up the sides, it does nothing for him, but that undercut shaved look seems to be a male fashion now, ‘younger ‘male i.e., it looks awful on older men; Prince William, who has less hair looks much better; he used to cut his own hair, but I don’t suppose that he does now; barbers seem to push that edgy look: the sociologists at Victoria Uni could no doubt explain it all, but it could be chilly coming into winter shorn like a sheep; good for hat sales though. It’s interesting that being hirsute has been traditionally associated with masculinity, and that men lamented going bald, but now they’re chopping hair back, maybe more Sigmund Freud territory… Winston Peters has a good head of hair, vote Winston.

      • Very interesting comment on fashion amongst males. and it is important that we look acceptable or we get left of the King’s Oath for always. So suck up – it’s enough to make us swear.

12. Thank you for the kind gift Christopher. We will wheel Jacinda out on those special occasions.

13. Prince William “Yes so i believe that 80% of the worlds population are getting excited and cant wait to watch the coronation of the new king and queen.” Chris Hipkins “So theres 20% that arnt getting pulled in by the media coverage of the upcoming event?”
    William ” Yes they dont believe the majority of the news . Instead of watching it and believing it, they want to 2nd guess the leaders and the high ups of the world.”
    Chris “lucky for the 80% then huh. ”
    Both men laugh,” Baaaaahaha Baaaaahaha…”

    The sheeple
    80%
    Free thinkers
    20%

    • I suggest that the 20% are still sheeple but with a grudge because they have been shorn out of season.

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