I told you Stuff were dumping their masthead Dominion Post for woke reasons!
What’s in a name? Why ditch the Dominion masthead?
This is Stuff’s moment to wash away the colonial guilt of allowing toxic white cis male privilege in the form of ‘Dominion’ to still even be allowed to be spoken in the 04.
Let’s hope it goes the way of all woke experiments.
I don’t give a shit what it’s called, I care about the journalism which is sorely lacking, but what I do love is how Stuff are trying to say they are dumping the masthead for woke social media likes without alerting anyone who might find that woke washing frustratingly petty.
Let’s hope this is as successful as Today FM.
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Cancel Dominion Breweries, pronto, and boycott all beer, especially pale ale. Divert traffic from Dominion Road or get protestors to glue their digits to the white lines and abolish all those white lines too, they’re incredibly racist. Plus yellow lines, a shockingly racist reference to the yellow peril and offensive to certain Asians who buy our milk products. What chance of changing the colour of milk ? Old cookbooks that came free with stoves contain dominion and coronation referenced recipes of British Empire origin, so burn all recipe books. The National library, the Book Burners of Molesworth Street should help out here.
Abolish Molesworth Street too, moles are quintessentially British. Abolish all streets and roads anyway, they’re another colonial import too carelessly named. Have competitions for new names with prizes of subscriptions to the paper which dares not say it’s name.
Abolish the Beehive. It designed by another you-know- what, just in case they forgot. No more Earl Grey tea drinking either, or Lady Grey tea either, she sounds very cisgender. Gloves. Cancel visiting English pop stars on the scrounge for home made scones. Kiddies should be able to come up with further helpful suggestions when school goes back. Bless.
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