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All quiet on the Western Front.

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  1. Well Gerry did want to “bowl the old dungers” Now the Nats have elected a pair of them, maybe he will now buy a suit that fits his girth which is in inverse proportion to his IQ. Do the National Party not have any new ideas?

      • pic – No. Wrong again. Sumo wrestlers enjoy enormous societal prestige – tho’ possibly not in your wee world.

        In fact, fat can also be prestigious in Asian countries greedily eyeing us now.

      • “Wow, fat shaming.”
        Inherent in your comment is an assumption that comparing someone a Sumo wrestler is derogatory. Have you asked a Sumo wrestler for their opinion on that?

      • Why be kind to unkind people. I suppose you can’t kill mice either. Those who are too squeamish to call a spade what it is, aren’t usually very good at being self-sufficient, or thinking for themselves.

  2. Far and few, far and few,
    Are the lands where the Jumblies live;
    Their heads are green, and their hands are blue,
    And they went to sea in a Sieve.

  3. National announces its plan to rescue the New Zealand wool industry – Gerry Brownlee will ordering two new suits.

  4. Natiional in post-leader decision mood – feeling happy and expansive. Just one little spoonful, a mere wafer and boom!

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