Thank you little baby Jesus!
I was starting to get frightened by Alfred Ngaro. His ability to attract polarised religious Pacific Islanders and angry Christians with a deal cut in an electorate could have attracted a high sub 5% vote and listening to his blunt and ignorant attack on abortion rights post Alabama was genuinely starting to get me worried.
If National gave him a free run in an electorate, he could drag in a large sub 5% vote which could be enough to see him king maker to a National Government.
Allowing this fanatical Christian Zionist with such anti-women rhetoric to hold the balance of political power would be far too scary a proposition.
So praise be to God that Bishop Tamaki is considering launching his own religious Party…
Destiny Church leader Brian Tamaki considering launching political party
Destiny Church leader Brian Tamaki is considering launching a political party, with an announcement possible next week.
Newshub can confirm the self-professed bishop is thinking about running for Parliament.
“If we are going ahead, there will be a formal announcement next week,” a spokesperson for Tamaki told Newshub.
It comes after he tweeted that he “might just launch a political party next week because whose dumb enough to vote for that mess (sic)” in response to an inquiry into bullying in Parliament.
…there’s no way the Bish could get close to 5%, his cultish appeal is only with his cult, but he would split votes from Alfred’s vehicle which would water down his power and influence and reduce his ability of propping National into Government.
Other than both believing in a magical flying invisible wizard, the other thing Alfred and John have in common are enormous egos that would never allow them to join together and play second fiddle to the other. Sure they could consider a co-leadership arrangement but both men are so supernaturally straight that the mere hint of two men co-habiting any position would be too queer for them.
We must seek to goad both men to launch their own Christian Parties by actively feeding both their narcissisms with gushing praise.
Oh Angelic Alfred, the women need to know about abortion, tell them so the truth of your magical flying invisible wizard may help them understand their uterus far better than they ever could! Help us fund conflict in Israel so that the battle in the valley of Armageddon may bring about the Rapture in our lifetime. May you be blessed with never ending period cramps so you can truly appreciate the garbage you peddle. Amen!
Oh mighty Bishop Brian, for you surely are your magical flying invisible wizards true son who will casually bust out terms like ‘gang rape’ to describe Government agencies not funding your programme in prison despite you never having actually applied for the programme you misrepresenting little weasel. For the magical flying invisible wizard to bless you with such wealth, motorbikes and mansions is of great puzzlement especially seeing as your magical flying invisible wizard is pretty clear that he didn’t want wealth, motorbikes or mansions. All praise the son of the lamb. Amen!
Literally, throw them in a pit and actually let God decide.
Watching these two battle it out and splinter the right wing Christian vote would almost make me believe there is a God!
He’ll give us all Harleys to save petrol and, as a natural population control.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-eJQ1mTVzA
Praise be–two religious nutters in one week decide to get partyed up–will the Brethren be in there too somewhere? The “we don’t vote, but want to influence the election anyway!” lot.
It will be interesting, as it is so likely that it will be “when” not “if”, someone in the Brian or Alfred “Invisible Friend Party” is found to be fond of young girls or other unpopular/unlawful pursuits. Ngaro is already well known for being a hands on fan of corporal punishment.
And yes, strategically, two right wing Christian Parties, registered and bankrolled would indeed be bad news for the Nats chances in 2020.
I like King Herod’s point of view and ask this questions of reverend Tamaki…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MH6efoYzJE
Remember that bit in the bible where Jesus tells the rich man to sell his things and give the money to the poor if he wanted to follow him? Can’t recall the passage where he mentions abortion – anyone enlighten me….?
Psalms 127:3 – Lo, children [are] an heritage of the LORD: [and] the fruit of the womb [is his] reward.
And the lord said “commeth the Harley, the percentage of your income, the wonderful overseas experience and the high wealth”
Thou shalt not murder?
Thou shalt not rape.
Wow! the 2020 election is going to be exciting with two very different christian parties fighting it out and national doing everything possible to get back into power.
Christians don’t fight, Michelle, they turn the other cheek.
So Brain will be thundering around on his shiny bike constantly looking sideways (like Bill English does hovering around the fruit and veges in the supermarket wearing jandals) as he races down Pacific highways like a bloke in a Boys Own Annual circa 1955.
Meanwhile, next time Alfred goes to punch a man he can bop him once, then tell him to turn the other cheek and bop him again.
It’s not clear if Alf has reached that part in the New Testament where it says that Christians and Jews should turn the cheek, so maybe everyone should just keep out of his way until he does, especially children, if he’s into belting up kids.
Any face to face of Brain and Alf is a physical impossibility if they are both turning their cheeks the other away, but what’s betting the MSM won’t do a bit of photo-shopping, and who’s to know ?
What say they all start talking in tongues ? How will we tell ?
Can you just pixelate both their faces in future please? Especially Ngaro’s?
And especially Brain Tomahawk’s too please ? Don’t worry, we will still know who they are, but life has enough ups and downs already without having to see images of this pair on a peaceful autumn day. Ditto spring, summer and winter days.
One of my first thoughts thoughts was, Where is the Buddhist ? We could well benefit from a gentle Buddhist politician at this stage.
Where does Mark Mitchell, dog rescuer with the immobilised mouth, fit in? Any chance of Tarzan and the Apes ?
Where are the holy right-wing women ? If I hadn’t gone to sleep, this could have kept me awake all night but it didn’t.
Two christian parties going head to head I feel a swan song coming on, halayuyah halayuyah!
I feel a swan song coming haleuya haleuya
“there’s no way the Bish could get close to 5%, his cultish appeal is only with his cult, but he would split votes from Alfred’s vehicle which would water down his power and influence and reduce his ability of propping National into Government”
Even with god’s vote, it won’t be enough (god and his kid both get only 2 votes each, just like the rest of us mere mortals)
And i don’t think Tamaki can automatically rely on the Big Guy’s endorsement
But yeah, Martyn, having both Ngaro , Tamaki, and the fascist New Conservatives all chasing the conservative vote, its a heaven-sent (excuse the pun) political development
Having that misogynist David Seymour in parliament is more than enough of a right wing looney voice
bahahahaha har
They are both deluded.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B334z9bsJ8o
A trigger for a Born Again stampede to the polls in support of Mr. G., would be guaranteed by a coalition of Rosicrucians, Neo Platonists, Martinists, Sophian Gnostics, Gurdjeffians, Thelemists, Thulists, Tarot Readers and the Ascended Brotherhood of Great White Elephants with renowned psychic Morgan la Fey channelling The Invisible Hand, Melchizidec, Aristophanes and Trotsky.
Now all we need is for one of the Marvellous Men to discover “common sense” while involved in a worm-led TV debate and we will end up with a dozen or so in parliament. Been there, done that.
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