Thank you little baby Jesus!
I was starting to get frightened by Alfred Ngaro. His ability to attract polarised religious Pacific Islanders and angry Christians with a deal cut in an electorate could have attracted a high sub 5% vote and listening to his blunt and ignorant attack on abortion rights post Alabama was genuinely starting to get me worried.
If National gave him a free run in an electorate, he could drag in a large sub 5% vote which could be enough to see him king maker to a National Government.
Allowing this fanatical Christian Zionist with such anti-women rhetoric to hold the balance of political power would be far too scary a proposition.
So praise be to God that Bishop Tamaki is considering launching his own religious Party…
Destiny Church leader Brian Tamaki is considering launching a political party, with an announcement possible next week.
Newshub can confirm the self-professed bishop is thinking about running for Parliament.
“If we are going ahead, there will be a formal announcement next week,” a spokesperson for Tamaki told Newshub.
It comes after he tweeted that he “might just launch a political party next week because whose dumb enough to vote for that mess (sic)” in response to an inquiry into bullying in Parliament.
…there’s no way the Bish could get close to 5%, his cultish appeal is only with his cult, but he would split votes from Alfred’s vehicle which would water down his power and influence and reduce his ability of propping National into Government.
Other than both believing in a magical flying invisible wizard, the other thing Alfred and John have in common are enormous egos that would never allow them to join together and play second fiddle to the other. Sure they could consider a co-leadership arrangement but both men are so supernaturally straight that the mere hint of two men co-habiting any position would be too queer for them.
We must seek to goad both men to launch their own Christian Parties by actively feeding both their narcissisms with gushing praise.
Oh Angelic Alfred, the women need to know about abortion, tell them so the truth of your magical flying invisible wizard may help them understand their uterus far better than they ever could! Help us fund conflict in Israel so that the battle in the valley of Armageddon may bring about the Rapture in our lifetime. May you be blessed with never ending period cramps so you can truly appreciate the garbage you peddle. Amen!
Oh mighty Bishop Brian, for you surely are your magical flying invisible wizards true son who will casually bust out terms like ‘gang rape’ to describe Government agencies not funding your programme in prison despite you never having actually applied for the programme you misrepresenting little weasel. For the magical flying invisible wizard to bless you with such wealth, motorbikes and mansions is of great puzzlement especially seeing as your magical flying invisible wizard is pretty clear that he didn’t want wealth, motorbikes or mansions. All praise the son of the lamb. Amen!
Literally, throw them in a pit and actually let God decide.
Watching these two battle it out and splinter the right wing Christian vote would almost make me believe there is a God!