Political Caption Competition
Proof that Simon Bridges is a cactus. Thick skinned and surrounded by pricks.
Similar Posts
National, ACT and NZF are lying to you about covid inquiry for a reason
National, ACT and NZF are lying to you about covid inquiry for a reason. The Second Inquiry which NZF framed…
Is Winston whining about Marsden Point and Vaccine harm to gloss over Ferry fiasco?
NZ First are misrepresenting the facts over Marsden Point.. …and have gone full Cooker over vaccine harm… …couple of things….
GUEST BLOG: Talk Liberation – It’s Begun: “Hire Humans” Graffitied On Burger King AI Drive-Thru
A New Zealand woman has been arrested after spray-painting a fast food outlet that replaced line staff with an AI…
Political Caption Competition
Old Ngāpuhi quote: “The old Hyena drinks the blood of the fresh Argentinian flower”
In Occupied Palestine – 12 March 2026
In Occupied Palestine Zionism in practice Israel’s Daily Toll on Palestinian Life, Limb, Liberty and Land – Advertisement – 08:00,…
Greenpeace warns of ‘disaster waiting to happen’ as 85 large oil tankers lie trapped in the Persian Gulf
Responding to news of escalating attacks by Iran on vessels stuck in the Persian Gulf extending to the Strait of…
national party members rewatching news item of the working poor families sleeping in thier cars.
Judith: “It won’t be long till I stick a knife right between your shoulder blades Simon.”
“The rat pack”, where the knives are ready to come out soon and blood will cover that floor.
Like aspirants awaiting auditions for “New Zealand’s Got Talent”.
“Too late” they cry – the swamp has been drained.
Deserted by Key, English, Joyce, Coleman – all departed to enjoy the recognition and benefits of the corporate climate conferred.
The prefects meet to plan the next sausage sizzle.
“We’ve been given a ton of responsibility,” says Simon, “I hope we can live up to it.”
“We need a ton of sausages,” says Amy, “Especially if Paula’s on the BBQ…”
“I’m leaving.” says Paula in a huff. “This is a waste of time…”
“When will you be back?” Principal Duck asks.
“When I’ve been to the Tuck Shop.” Paula replies.
“Not a chance,” says Amy. “Gerry’s way ahead of you. Besides, that Jacinda and the poor kids are on their way here and they’ve got those rough Maori kids with them.”
“We’re screwed!” everyone moaned. “Where’s daddy?”
David Hisco pokes head through door: “Pssstt…..hey dimwits……you’re working for ANZ. “National” bank was absorbed by us.
Sheesh…..and to think you all expect jobs like Key?
At least you idiots got the corporate colour scheme correct.”