Political Caption Competition


Escalating conflict between the US and Iran raises fears of a Strait of Hormuz closure that could disrupt global oil supply and threaten New Zealand’s fuel security.

NZ First faces accusations of crony capitalism after appointing a donor with trucking industry links to KiwiRail, raising serious conflict-of-interest concerns.


Labour’s incremental approach to economic reform risks alienating voters as the cost of living crisis deepens and bolder alternatives emerge from the Greens and TOP.

The Iran war highlights New Zealand’s dangerous reliance on imported oil and the urgent need for electrification, EV adoption and renewable energy independence.

We warned you that the moment the Cops gained the power to arrest the homeless that the provision to move…
“I’m white, male, and infinitely stable. I’m also known internationally for my pizza expertise. Why would you vote for the lefty?”
“She had to go. She doesn’t have a penis…”
And Paula Bennett got away with murder.
One speaks from their heart, and champions the needy.
The other has no heart, and champions the greedy.
Who’s the cheesy looking arsehole with the orange tie?
Both gone in six weeks or less.