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  5. My cuff links are by Tiffany,
    My suit is Pierre Cardin
    And Ive long since ditched my farmers boots
    For new ones all for show

    Some folks have called me stingy,
    And pandering to those with more
    But as with generous tax cuts
    I give alms to all the poor

    And tho I disaprove ,
    Of homeless on our streets
    I gift my threadbare gumboots
    To wear upon his feet

    Those gumboots are so filthy,
    From paddock and milking shed
    Yet stained with the honest toil
    The KIWI druggie workers dread!

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  6. They call me the “Double-Dipper of Dipton”,
    Because I’m a double-dipping dickhead,
    But at least I’m doing better than this loser,
    Who’s got a park bench for a bed.

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