…anyway, like I was sayin’, tuatara is the fruit of the land. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey’s uh, tuatara-kabobs, tuatara creole, tuatara gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple tuatara, lemon tuatara, coconut tuatara, pepper tuatara, tuatara soup, tuatara stew, tuatara salad, tuatara and potatoes, tuatara burger, tuatara… sandwich. That- that’s about it…
Put me down, good day sir, – I said good day!
Three slimy toads together again eh Maggie?
Our social media strategists have suggested inventing a domestic meme equivalent of Pepe the frog, but John’s not so sure he wants the public focused on his reptilian element.
Cold-blooded, creepy, reptilian creatures have been around for many years…tuatara on the other hand…
“Hateful suit-wearing reptile fraternises with members of his extended family.”
“If we fatten these up, we can serve’em up to those bloody poor kids to have for breakfasts!”
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…anyway, like I was sayin’, tuatara is the fruit of the land. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey’s uh, tuatara-kabobs, tuatara creole, tuatara gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple tuatara, lemon tuatara, coconut tuatara, pepper tuatara, tuatara soup, tuatara stew, tuatara salad, tuatara and potatoes, tuatara burger, tuatara… sandwich. That- that’s about it…
Put me down, good day sir, – I said good day!
Three slimy toads together again eh Maggie?
Our social media strategists have suggested inventing a domestic meme equivalent of Pepe the frog, but John’s not so sure he wants the public focused on his reptilian element.
Cold-blooded, creepy, reptilian creatures have been around for many years…tuatara on the other hand…
“Hateful suit-wearing reptile fraternises with members of his extended family.”
“If we fatten these up, we can serve’em up to those bloody poor kids to have for breakfasts!”
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