Street Harassment


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It’s 6:23 PM. I’m wearing a mens short-sleeved shirt from Macy’s, black Levi’s because I’m old, heels, and makeup I later described to the police as “Boy George Level”. My stomach is full of a yummy, fried chicken, “triple-H” burrito from Sweet Mother’s Kitchen. A treat to myself for a weekend well lived. A gay guerilla bar takeover at The Establishment on Friday, a show for review on Saturday, and just before dinner, three hours sitting for my portrait with Russian Born, Florence trained artist Tatyana Kulida. In her studio we discuss virginity, philosophy, and light.

It’s 6:23 PM on a grey, drizzly Wellington Sunday evening. I’m happy and tired and walking to my car, a 20 year old Ford Laser affectionately known as “the dad car”, and in my make-believe world of sci-fi, it is my space shuttle. I’m happy and content, and a little bit sleepy.

There’s a hand on my arm. Gripping my arm, pulling me back. I sway slightly in my heels. Both adrenal glands, perched above my kidneys, deep in my viscera, squirt their load of adrenaline into my bloodstream. My pupils dilate, my heart rate and breathing increase sharply. All of a sudden I’m not sleepy, I’m not thinking about my day. I’m right here, right now. Deadly calm.

I’m being assaulted.

He came from behind me, so I don’t get a good look at him. But I did what I’ve rehearsed in my mind dozens of times, because I’ve always known that how I am in the world, is asking for trouble. My hand slips into my pocket and closes around my smartphone, I retrieve it, look down and activate the camera. Press record. Point the front camera, the selfie camera, over my shoulder and pray that I don’t lose my prized iPhone to a mugging.

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My brain processes his words. Angry words. Angry like a child who doesn’t understand why I’m not playing by the playground rules. An angry child, who in the absence of a teacher, is going to teach me a thing or two.


And with those words the assault of the hand gripping my arm from behind escalated into a hate crime. All I want now is to get out of this intact.

I’m still fiddling with my phone, and I am saved by this. I’m not reacting. I’m not reacting, I’m ignoring him and fiddling with my phone. He gives me a final shove and staggers into the takeaway joint this is all playing out in front of.

I could have called the police immediately. Got into my car, the dad car, mere metres away, and dialed 111. But fight or flight is very real, and very powerful. And so I flew, I flew my pretend space shuttle to the top of the hill that I live on. I send a single tweet.

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And so it finally happened, it went beyond the name-calling and threatening displays that are par for the course for gender-variant, trans, non-binary, drag queens, dykes, faggy guys, and all the others who break the playground rules of gender presentation in public. Someone put their hands on me.
Since then I’ve cried. I’ve felt depressed. I’ve abused McVitie Jaffa Cakes and Ice Cream (although not at the same time). I’ve been to work. I’ve talked to my friends. I’ve iMessaged six psychotherapists listed on an ACC microsite. I’ve discovered that ACC won’t cover therapy because my ox-like body doesn’t bruise easily and without physical damage ACC won’t see to helping with mental distress. I’ve applied online for EAP counselling that my employer provides (three sessions a year).

I’ve called the police. The police have called back, twice. I’ve called victim support. I’ve been to the police station and handed over the USB key with a copy of the video, and the geotagging, and timestamp metadata.

I don’t know what happens next. But I do know that I’ll continue to wear lipstick when I shouldn’t. Mix pearls and Victorinox jackets. Call myself he, call myself she. Always put a base coat and top coat on when I do my nails. I’ll continue write software for a living, and tinker with my home-brew climate control system in my bedroom. I’ll keep telling you I live on #spaceStation1, and you’ll believe it, because it’s true in it’s own way.

And another part of me will be a bit harder. A bit more observant when out, constantly scanning for trouble, and at the same time, the way out of trouble.

Wellington is safer than most cities in New Zealand. But everything is relative. And a hate crime can still happen on a quiet Sunday afternoon, by the bus stops, at the end of Courtenay place.


LaQuisha St Redfern is the drag alter ego of gender nonbinary identified Conrad (Connie) Johnston. LaQuisha lives on Space Station 1 in geosynchronous orbit about Wellington, New Zealand with her trusty pussy cat Cuddle Unit 5. Conrad was born and raised in Ngāruawāhia in the heart Tainui and the Kīngitanga. His whakapapa links him tribes in England and Scotland, though not to Māori waka, who traversed the vast distances of the pacific guided by the stars, like some great interstellar fleet. If pressed about pronouns she for LaQuisha and Connie. But never he for LaQuisha.


  1. Wouldn’t it be great if the person who assaulted you read what you’ve written.
    Not to illicit guilt but to understand that their judgment of you was so shallow, and if they had the capacity to engage with you as socially evolved people might, they’d realise what an opportunity they’d missed.
    Ah but there you are, I’m displaying my own bigotry in judging them.

  2. Ignorance and bigotry have to be carefully nurtured and maintained. Otherwise folk’d have nothin’ left t’ hate. And to hate on a thing/person you don’t understand is the best approach if you’re terrified of it / them, so we’re led to believe.
    Is that why our ‘ government’ insights hatred and fear against them poor folk? And different folk too? To manufacture fear in the haters ( The afraid ) and the bigots ( The fearful), to maintain control?
    Would that be to ensure, for as long as possible, that we people, all of us, don’t rise up as Brother and Sister to fight back to protect ourselves and the others we don’t yet know?
    Enlightenment is a funny old thing. Once a hater becomes enlightened as to his/her hating and the consequential realisation of the damage that causes to innocent others, the hater is immediately lumbered with guilt and remorse and a life long torture begins.
    Ironically, the only way to assuage that guilt and remorse in the perp’ is to forgive.
    Personally, I’m crap at forgiving.
    Clearly, I’m not quite there yet. Next time around perhaps?
    Great Post.

  3. Well, now you know, like a lot of us, that you do NOT wander in Courtenay Place when the grey of night begins in the state of ” I’m happy and content, and a little bit sleepy.”

    Flat affect and serious non-threatening wariness. Steady stride. Head up, and give yourself enough room.

    Glad you had the safety of the space shuttle and the comfort of the jaffa treats.

    Go well.

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