Four More Friday Rhymes

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1.

Whatever’s the matter with Trump?
His numbers have started to slump.
Could it be his routine
Is increasingly seen
As a rich white guy taking a dump?

2.

The Maori Party, still feeling raw,
Moved swiftly to settle the score
For the hating and wrecking
And outrageous Shreking
That was Helen’s Seabed and Foreshore.

3.

With Rugby it’s still “boys will be boys”:
Still okay to treat women like toys.
Still “just having fun”,
And, just like Eighty-One,
Still unmoved by what that “fun” destroys.

4.

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Said Putin to the IOC:
“Now’s the time to let Russia be.
If we find ourselves banned,
Things might not go as planned,
We are gold-medal hackers, you see.”

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