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  1. Believe me…I know when I’m telling fibs…and in this case my boss has OKed my behaviour…he’s given me a three week holiday in Hawaii with Max as my guide…So put that in your pipe and smoke it…

  2. Ok, ya got me. I leaked it. Ha ha ha. Not all good people are good you know. There are no free lunches.

  3. bennett:..’i don’t care if houses where p has only been smoked aren’t really contaminated..can be lived in here/now/today..
    those houses are gonna stay empty…
    and you taxpayers are gonna pay 30 grand each to clean each of them up..
    why..?
    ‘cos i need scapegoats..’

    • You cant trust anything she says she tells lies like her master 400 houses contaminated with P that will be another porky

      • it most definitely is a porkie..i questioned her on it the other nite..and she admitted that houses that have only had ‘p’ smoked in them..not used as labs/for manufacture…are as safe as houses where people have smoked cigarettes..

        http://www.whoar.co.nz/2016/op-ed-breaking-news-paula-bennett-admits-p-contaminated-state-houses-arent-actually-p-contaminated-follow-questions-wanted-ask-bennett-new-low-newsh/

        the mainstream-media seems to have missed it..

        • fair go has just done an excellent piece that shows what a hustle/scam this ‘p’-contaminated house cleaning ‘industry is’..

          ..snake-oil salespeople peddling/profiting from fear..

          ..next question:..so..how many currently p-condemned state houses are actually quite safe to be inhabited..?

          ..and when will a feckin’ opposition mp/party wake up and start grilling bennett on this..?..

          ..and what a massive cash-cow for these grifters to hustle all over..

          ..state houses..

          ..and a dream run for the grifters..as tory govt/bennett wants as many empty state houses as possible..

          ..sick-ideology meets scammers…

          • the expert exposing this scam..where the current limit is 0.5
            that is when the alarm bells go off…people are evicted.

            ..and the grifters are called in..

            ..this expert said he would be totally relaxed about his children living in a house with readings up to 12..

            ..that is 24 times the current panic-level..

            ..so the only conclusion to come to is that many of these currently condemned/empty houses are actually quite safe for families to move back into..

            ..so what are you waiting for labour/green mp’s..?

            ..do you need alarm bells rung in yr ears or sumfing..?

            ..do we have to come and draw diagrams for you..?

            ..get off yr arses and earn yr feckin’ money..!

            ..eh..?

  4. From O to BITCH in 9 seconds, Wow! I really really didn’t know I’d broken my old record of ten seconds.

  5. Look, I was told to tell you that the Government doesn’t give a shit about-I mean-the government is concerned about the problem, but it’s not our fault . .

  6. ” I’ve been awarded the ‘Best example of the self centered vicious neo liberal ‘ given at the annual prize winning contest at Bellamy’s … and runner up in second prize only to Judith Collins as ‘ best dirty politics manipulator and shonky deal maker ‘ over my pulling up of the ladder to solo parents”…

  7. Sociopathic narcissist and bully spends your money to hurt you and the people you love. Laughing yet ?

  8. “I would be lining up to take advantage of Labour’s proposed free adult education. It is the Ministerial Handbook that I need to brush up on. Then I could wear lipstick, so John Key may recognise me again!”

  9. There was an old woman – lived in a Hive
    Drove so many others into a dive
    For which she tried to shovel the blame
    Onto Sallies and others without a name
    Opening doors to homeless for shelter
    When Winter weather drove them helter-skelter
    Not a Pacific Paradise – life in the great outdoor
    Antarctica just downstream – from where icy gales roar
    She creeps around in disguise
    Without painted face – surprise, surprise

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