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Political Caption Competition

By   /  May 31, 2016  /  20 Comments

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  1. Kieran says:

    “Do any of you guys dress in the old Mandarin style? You know, with the robes and the, umm… the, you know… the ponytails?”

  2. bob says:

    Agreement reached for China to build artificially created housing islands in The Hauraki Gulf.

  3. countryboy says:

    Dirty little traitor.
    Now, that Chinese feller needs to know. Is that the hand that wanks in the shower ? Or is that the hand that tugs pony tails?

  4. Castro says:

    SOLD! Xinxilan, the latest colony of the world’s largest dictatorship.

    • CLEANGREEN says:

      Whew! Thank god you came along to take the heat off all my screw-ups chaps now what can I steal from these idiot kiwis for you now?

  5. Castro says:

    The true beauty of this deal is that, as you are not Caucasian, the “lefties” in No Zealand will be too afraid to call out this treason, for fear of being labelled “wacist”

  6. elle says:

    Key “im so clever ,just invited another load of chinese people to come to nz tovote for me and push the price of houses up,more votes from the people who make a lot of money owning houses in NZ ,it all dovetails in my favour .

  7. Kim Dandy says:

    Sold!

  8. Sam Sam says:

    Over weight, small shoulders, skinny arms. In a suit.

  9. J S Bark J S Bark says:

    There were funky China men from funky Chinatown
    They were chopping them up
    They were chopping them down
    It’s an ancient Chinese art
    And everybody knew their part
    From a feint into a slip
    And a kickin’ from the hip
    Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
    Those kicks were fast as lightning
    In fact it was a little bit fright’ning
    But they fought with expert timing

    (Yaaawn…)

  10. J S Bark J S Bark says:

    “I always like chicken fried rice and cashews. You guys all right with that? Yeah okay then, can we have five chicken fried rice and cashews please…”

  11. J S Bark J S Bark says:

    Mandarins landed in Godzone…

  12. J S Bark J S Bark says:

    Grouching tiger, hidden porky…

  13. Kyle says:

    Looks like Bad Feng Shui, John

  14. Liminal says:

    My job here’s done, it’s all yours now. I’m off to Hawaii.

  15. mary_a says:

    Yes, of course you can launder your dirty money in NZ. Plenty of property to buy up, residential, farms, Sky City, a few brothels here and there to dump it. And yes we are just as corrupt as you are, so you and your dodgy money will be fine. But just as long as you know, we are not a tax haven.

  16. Castro says:

    After selling the country to you lot, I’m going to take a break in Hawaii, and then, after the dust from the civil war has cleared, I’m planning to buy the whole country back from you for a song.

  17. save nz says:

    We have a massive skill shortage in this country of chefs and property investors…. and too many poor people in Auckland who don’t vote for me

    You have an overpopulation…

    In a historic post Cash for Cows deal

    Lets help each other out

  18. WILD KATIPO says:

    Eastern Triads meets Western Mafia Heads of State.

  19. doc says:

    PM settles deal that he say’s will go some way to elevating the plight of the poor, there will be more $2 dollar shops and cheap vehicle imports of the people mover kind with fold down back seats.

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