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“Do any of you guys dress in the old Mandarin style? You know, with the robes and the, umm… the, you know… the ponytails?”
Agreement reached for China to build artificially created housing islands in The Hauraki Gulf.
Dirty little traitor.
Now, that Chinese feller needs to know. Is that the hand that wanks in the shower ? Or is that the hand that tugs pony tails?
SOLD! Xinxilan, the latest colony of the world’s largest dictatorship.
Whew! Thank god you came along to take the heat off all my screw-ups chaps now what can I steal from these idiot kiwis for you now?
The true beauty of this deal is that, as you are not Caucasian, the “lefties” in No Zealand will be too afraid to call out this treason, for fear of being labelled “wacist”
Key “im so clever ,just invited another load of chinese people to come to nz tovote for me and push the price of houses up,more votes from the people who make a lot of money owning houses in NZ ,it all dovetails in my favour .
Over weight, small shoulders, skinny arms. In a suit.
There were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up
They were chopping them down
It’s an ancient Chinese art
And everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip
And a kickin’ from the hip
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Those kicks were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit fright’ning
But they fought with expert timing
“I always like chicken fried rice and cashews. You guys all right with that? Yeah okay then, can we have five chicken fried rice and cashews please…”
Mandarins landed in Godzone…
Grouching tiger, hidden porky…
Looks like Bad Feng Shui, John
My job here’s done, it’s all yours now. I’m off to Hawaii.
Yes, of course you can launder your dirty money in NZ. Plenty of property to buy up, residential, farms, Sky City, a few brothels here and there to dump it. And yes we are just as corrupt as you are, so you and your dodgy money will be fine. But just as long as you know, we are not a tax haven.
After selling the country to you lot, I’m going to take a break in Hawaii, and then, after the dust from the civil war has cleared, I’m planning to buy the whole country back from you for a song.
We have a massive skill shortage in this country of chefs and property investors…. and too many poor people in Auckland who don’t vote for me
You have an overpopulation…
In a historic post Cash for Cows deal
Lets help each other out
Eastern Triads meets Western Mafia Heads of State.
PM settles deal that he say’s will go some way to elevating the plight of the poor, there will be more $2 dollar shops and cheap vehicle imports of the people mover kind with fold down back seats.
Carpet Cleaning Auckland
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