Political Caption Competition


A NZ Herald columnist, a Listener Columnist, a Marxist, a Māori raconteur and the Finance Spokesperson for the Labour Party…

As Middle East erupts into conflict, Christopher Luxon struggles to articulate where New Zealand stands In his response to the…

Right now any Left wing Government needs to be focused on how too use the power of the State to…

The timing is bad. Just as President Trump launches an illegal attack on Iran, (following his illegal kidnapping of Venezuelan…

New technology is changing land combat and last year several NATO armies got an important ‘wake up’ call during Estonia’s…

Looks like things are going swimmingly in Trump’s illegal war with Iran
Temporary roadblock set up to allow photo op of PM crossing a road.
Oh look. A state house, remember those?
where are we? what day is it ?
Bennett uses corrupt money trader to sniff out tax havens.
Come on porkey, you too can take a giant step forward for mankind.
Come on porky, look,you too can take a giant step for mankind.
“reach slowly into pocket . . grasp knife firmly .. wait a couple of seconds . .”
Top secret meeting held in Haitaitai…
Government Flying Squad moves in on HNZ bludgers…
“This guy’s rully imporrant Porla. Rememma t’ drop t’ ya neeze infronna ‘im.”
“As we go marching, marching
We battle too for men
For they are women’s children
And we mother them again
Our lives shall not be sweetened
From birth until life closes
Hearts starve as well as bodies
Give us bread, but give us roses
As we go marching, marching
We bring the greater days
For the rising of the women
Means the rising of the race
No more the drudge and idler
Ten that toil where one reposes
But the sharing of life’s glories
Bread and roses, bread and roses…”
“Shaddup Paula that’s hard on me ears. Anyway wasn’t that Red Sonia’s song?”
I had a dream I saw two treacherous felons crossing the road, on their way to court, to answer to the people!
Sigh … then I woke up. Bugger!
Paula says;- Whose home are you raiding today in the name of security is this Martyns or Nicky’s home PM?
‘ deep breath. . . hand in pocket . . . grasp knife firmly . . . . two more steps . . stay calm . . .’
Bonnie and Clyde go to white castle.
‘The Apprentice’ – the New York diet will be more successful than all others tried. Watch this space !