Was Steven Joyce flying dildo attack a conspiracy? The Grassy knoll theory

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Martyn Bradbury
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The Government would have us believe it was just a lone Nurse who threw a large pink dildo despite many eye witnesses seeing people standing at the grassy knoll.

Look at the footage and  decide  for  yourself.

Look at Steven Joyce’s head,

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Back, and to the left…

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33 COMMENTS

  8. Apparently witnesses saw more than three dildos flying through the air at Joyce, but these were shut down by agents on the scene who told them they didn’t see more than three…yet one even ricocheted off the distant building behind hitting another National minister…

    Meanwhile CHICKEN JOHN was circling the nines in an airplane waiting for news of Joyce taking a hit for the team…

    And according to a Labour MP who is a lawyer who had a meeting in a park with a mysterious man who called himself Agent ‘X’….the whole thing was reported in the NZ Herald a day BEFORE it actually happened…

    You can guarantee that the Warren Kyd Commission will be a whitewash as well…

    Apparently political commentator John Oliver has stated the whole incident wont be made public until 75 years from now…

    So if you ask me those dildos were supplied from none other than CHICKEN JOHNS private collection…and it was a set up from the get – go.

  12. Mr Joyce could have been orally penetrated by the dildo, instead of it just bouncing off his dome. Attempted rape? The nurse should head to the nearest Ecuadorian Embassy and prepare for years of confinement for having the temerity to oppose the government bitches of the evil empire.

  14. Ode to Flying Dildos

    Dildos flying in the air
    Glad I do not have much hair
    The world laughs at ==>> New Zealand
    with leaders like ours in their corporate safety net lairs

    But – wait wait . . . I see another dildo
    flying towards my BIG ! shiny bald head
    Time to leave and have another cup of Jo
    And dream of days without citizen dissent in my soft comfy bed

    Last night I dreamt of flying dildos towards my head
    Thanks ! Donkey Jonkey for being a coward and staying in your bed

  16. The Trans Plastic Penis (TPP) made a big hit with the Minister of Bluff and Bullshit. Note the other 3 ministers in the photo denied knowing any thing about the TPP.

  18. The famous flying dildos and Steven Joyce images seen all over the world
    making us the laughing stock – yet again. Thanks again jonkey donkey ! !
    When we could be spoken about with praise and respect like Iceland
    with citizens and leaders who have the guts to put the criminals in jail.

    And the national led govt. and their elitist supporters and right wing bloggers and lobbyists just do not get it – and do not understand why so many are so disgusted and extremely disappointed with them. They want to sell out our country and we just want peace and prosperity and equality for all. Why can’t we follow Icelands lead ? ?

  23. 1.Is Stephen Joyce our new dick -tator ?

    2.Better to take a dick in the face ,than not have the balls to show up.

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