TDB Political Caption Competition

1. tory high-roller snorts coke off health ministers arm..

2. after strippers ordered for tory party fail to show..health minister steps up to the plate..

3. ‘no..this is not the nearest i have ever got to cocaine’..the health minister burbled excitedly..

4. (n.b..early morn punchlines due to whoar being ‘down’..i need creative-outlet..u r the methadone beneath my wings..)

5. Checking for implanted chip that makes him obey Key right or wrong.

6. All show but no ‘dough’ !

7. Jonathan Coleman denies there are moles in government.

8. Mole-map reveals hidden National Treasure…

9. “I thought melanoma was Samoan for tattoo…”

10. “I think the T-shirt sets off my hair colour very well…”

11. “Ah! Pure Fructose”

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