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June 22, 2015 /
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Help!!!! I’m stuck in quicksand!!!
Portrait: “In the long grass waiting for Collin Craig”
I am proud to announce our new green fields Auckland housing development in the soon to be abandoned dairy farms of Waikikamukau
They said, “Would I mind fielding any questions from the public?”
This is the closest to being “Outstanding in My Field” I’ll get.
Just another National pain in the grass.
“My feet, like my plans are firmly rooted in these paddocks.”
“So the TV goes there, the sofa there, and you can feed the horses through the window over there. It really is the good life.”
“Point of order Mr Speaker…”
“And the grass will be used as insulation…”
Did I tell you about the bullshit in the field?
“Good morning and welcome. I’m here to present to you our vision for the future of New Zealand – or as we like to call it, China.”
The Nats … hocking off stuff that’s not theirs since…
“Oh, to be in England
Now that April’s here”
“I’m trying to get my foot out of the quicksand so I can put it in my mouth.”
“Mr Smith has found new employment in the thriving field of animal husbandry.”
“He’s become a farmer?”
“/snorts/Please – he’s become a cow.”
Carpet Cleaning Auckland