TDB Political Caption Competition

By   /   June 22, 2015  /   16 Comments


  1. CLEANGREEN says:

    Help!!!! I’m stuck in quicksand!!!

  2. Richard Christie says:

    Portrait: “In the long grass waiting for Collin Craig”

  3. Michael Smythe says:

    I am proud to announce our new green fields Auckland housing development in the soon to be abandoned dairy farms of Waikikamukau

  4. e-clectic says:

    They said, “Would I mind fielding any questions from the public?”

  5. Pete says:

    This is the closest to being “Outstanding in My Field” I’ll get.

  6. Pete says:

    Just another National pain in the grass.

  7. Pete says:

    “My feet, like my plans are firmly rooted in these paddocks.”

  8. J S Bark J S Bark says:

    “So the TV goes there, the sofa there, and you can feed the horses through the window over there. It really is the good life.”

  9. J S Bark J S Bark says:

    “Point of order Mr Speaker…”

  10. J S Bark J S Bark says:

    “And the grass will be used as insulation…”

  11. mary_a says:

    Did I tell you about the bullshit in the field?

  12. e-clectic says:

    “Good morning and welcome. I’m here to present to you our vision for the future of New Zealand – or as we like to call it, China.”

  13. sufficiently appalled says:

    The Nats … hocking off stuff that’s not theirs since…

  14. Margaret says:

    “Oh, to be in England
    Now that April’s here”

  15. Winnie says:

    “I’m trying to get my foot out of the quicksand so I can put it in my mouth.”

  16. Stuart Munro says:

    “Mr Smith has found new employment in the thriving field of animal husbandry.”
    “He’s become a farmer?”
    “/snorts/Please – he’s become a cow.”

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