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  1. Tesla is currently under a lot of pressure. A smart Minister of Trade would take the opportunity to negotiate the purchase of 500,000 Tesla evs at near cost and really start the switch of the nz car fleet to electric. And the power company minister would say yes to organising additional generation. That would be actual emmission reduction.

  2. In the year 2040 we can sit on the roofs of our homes as floodwaters swirl around us and be grateful for Winston and corporations for their valiant struggle to stop us wasting money on preventing climate change.

    Those of us working in the ricefields and fishfarms of Hauraki, Waikato and Canterbury river valleys will rest a moment from our labour to reflect that many of us are transsexual, others gender fluid, but we are all contracted to produce food exports that will boost the profits of ‘China in South Seas Incorporated’ and ‘Trump the Magnificent’ Association U.S.A.’

    We are grateful for the hot climate that now allows us to labour in tropical fruit plantations( United Asian Fruit Products, Dole USA, All India Horticultural). We have learned to live with the drawbacks of Malaria, Dengue Fever, Scrub Typhus and Yellow Fever.

    The exports we produce create huge revenues for Asian, American and European investors. They have often expressed their gratitude to Christopher Luxon and David Seymour for allowing them to purchase New Zealand land and resources so cheaply.

    Sadly the income we once earned from marine fisheries and mining has seriously declined due to the exhaustion of these resources( despite the assurances of Shane Jones that they were inexhaustible). It little matters to ordinary New Zealanders however as little of the profits earned from fishing and mining ever stayed in this country.

    Our freedom to choose our gender and sexuality fully compensates us for the pittance paid and our housing in the worker barracks. we also wear these distinctive, environment friendly, overalls to identify us should we mistakenly leave our place of employment( there is also the electronic tag for the searcher drones to home in on).

  3. You have to feel a little bit sorry for the old crustacean. Or maybe not. One success (sort of) – The Winebox over four decades isn’t that great. The old coot sure as hell has lost it. His two worst enemies being his ego and his bromance with Shane. Let ’em both retire to the Dame Edna Home for the Bewildered with care givers fresh from Ngati Ranana in London (they should shuffle through Immigration OK, no questions arksed)

  4. I know lots of people who forget that we pollute way higher per person than most other countries and are maybe in the top 10 reading the piece above .Yes as a nation we pollute less than china because there is only 5 million compared to billions .That argument is weak at best and a very poor one at that .It just shows how weak and greedy as a nation we have become .

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