The shock and horror of NZ OnlyFan ‘artists’ sexually milking cows
Ummmm…
OnlyFans creators defend farm videos amid animal rights backlash
Three adult OnlyFans creators slammed by an animal rights group claim that theirsexually charged Instagram videos filmed with cows are within “standard agricultural practice”.
Save Animals From Exploitation (Safe) is petitioning the Ministry for Primary Industries to stop people from producing video content of a sexual nature directly involving cows.
The organisation said it was “deeply concerning” to see mother cows who are “already being exploited for their reproductive systems” being used in videos posted by the Instagram influencers.
New Zealand adult creator Layla Kelly spoke out on behalf of herself and her two fellow creators, @itsthatkiwigirl and Chelsea Terese, who were accused of unethical behaviour.
…y-e-a-h.
Couple of things.
NZ is a pretty small place, and if these ‘artists’ have parents, they are about to find out what their little Princess has been doing to pay the rent.
That’s going to make for one awkward Christmas Dinner. Especially if they’re serving beef.
Personally however, I don’t give a shit.
If you want to wear bikinis and traipse around sexually on a farm, and you want to pay for that? This is a liberal progressive democracy, you go knock yourselves out, what has me on the floor laughing though is the pearl clutching morality of it all.
We butcher so many cows. We force insemination and constant pregnancy while ripping those babies from them for pet food.
A cow shits the same as 14 humans, we have 10 million cows, that’s the equivalent of 140million humans pissing and shitting into our rivers.
Their emissions are causing the climate change we are seeing now.
They pollute water and use enormous amounts of water.
But sure.
3 ‘artists’ spraying milk from udders in a sexual way is the problem.
The stuff we decide to get upset about is hilarious.
My suspicion is that each of these ‘artists’ have suddenly gained a lot of rural blokes who hadn’t heard of OnlyFan before.
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More like they sent an email complaining about it to SAFE themselves.
The cynic in me agrees with you. They probably are SAFE supporters who are “milking it” on the side…
There’s no udder way for a poor lass to get ahead in this broken economy, hats off to them for milking it.
Fuck me is this really important ?While you are bleating about this nothing the world is burning ,get a life .If 3 ladies want to flaunt themselves while stealing milk from a cow thats their choice not yours .
Defeating another man on the battlefield is relatively easy. Going into his home and messing with his family is relatively difficult.perhsps it’s the dad in me but when other men even my friends come around we always hang out in the garage. Had this odd guy from work over once he kept on trying to hang out with my kids but when he asked to buy my dog I said that I’d fight him for it. Point is we should never mess with a man’s family much less the family dog it’s the consequences of allowing others mess around with our carefully crafted family unit. Then we have Xi and Putin looking on seeing is do it to ourselves.
Thought provoking. Thanks
This is gold – It’s nuttier than squirrel shit yes but gold all the same . .
Maybe they’re just fans of the video for Baby’s Gotta Temper by The Prodigy.
“While an initial assessment of the video shows no breaches of the Animal Welfare Act, we will talk to the person involved to gather more information and satisfy ourselves that the animals are being properly cared for,” said MPI director of compliance and response Glen Burrell. The ministry had also referred the content to police for their assessment.”
Your tax dollars at work. Insanity.
Not really. Have you ever seen animals that aren’t properly cared for? Not pretty.
Every complaint needs to be investigated and so hopefully those investigations leads to better welfare of the animal whose care is being investigated. That has resulted in better care of animals in at least two instances I know about and I am not in the farming world. God knows how many other instances are under reported.
Anyway, good farmers generally respect and want animals well treated and generally approve of animal welfare investigations when breaches are observed, usually by hobby farmers. Or ignorant only fans idiots using sentient but dumb beasts who deserve some respect for shits, giggles and clicks.
lol – in the immortal words of George Carlin “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
If the cows are being mistreated to make these videos then that would be illegal as animals in NZ have some rights. All the other terrible stuff factory farming does to animals and the environment that you point out here is 100% correct but that doesn’t mean further mistreatment or abuse of cows is ok. Conflating moral issues with animal rights issues is missing the point of why SAFE most likely raised the issue.
Oh my God! Ladies getting risqué down on the farm! This is an episode of Country Calendar that’ll really get Ken and Ken hot and bothered.
If they’re looking to diversify, I’d suggest nude tractor racing. I was going to suggest shearing, but they’d probably get some sort of awful rash from the chafing.
Someone let Bob McCroskie know. He’s always down for some righteous indignation over stuff that really doesn’t matter.
If you think this is bad wait till you see what happens down the abattoir.
Disconcerting. What does happen down at the abattoir?