TDB Political Caption Competition

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1. I have a dream.

   1. Yes….big business owning the world…..

2. I have a recurring nightmare: I manage to win the nomination after making big concessions to get the Sandersites onside, then romp home against the Trumpster. He loses so badly that he drags away the Republican majorities in Congress, so I have no excuse for not pursuing these crazy leftwing ideas the way Barack did. Then I’ll lose my retirement fund from the corporate lecture circuit and have to ask Bill for a contribution!

3. ‘So I say to Bill, paybacks are a bitch!”

4. Look who’s talking now.

5. Go well ,
   I will support a good woman every time.

6. Yes Bill, they still have interns at the White House

7. Who better qualified and relevantly experienced for the Democrat nomination for President of the US than the thoroughly hard working Hillary Clinton?

   1. Yes she works hard for her corporate paymasters….

8. Not long now and the world will be mine.

9. I did not have sexual relations with that man…

10. “Let Bernie and Trump know this : It ain’t over until the fat lady sings!”

    1. Sing a song of corporate stoogery…..

11. Hmmm I wonder if them good old boys who took care of JFK are up for a couple more job’s, Hmmm that’s it I’ll give them a call, WOOHOO!!

12. Maybe the lesser of two evils. But make no mistake, still evil. Vote: Hitlery for president.

13. “Ah je ris de me voir si belle en ce mirroir…”
    (Apologies to Charles Gounod)

14. “Non, je ne regrette riens…”

15. “But where shall I go? What shall I do?”

16. “Why, my servants say I’m very approachable…”

17. “At least my hair is real…”

18. “Trump is Trump, but I make this look good…”

19. Now for a word or two thats “not” from my corporate sponsors…..”Hello” and “Goodbye”.

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