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Ed Sheeran + Jacinda = personifcation of your Aunt’s favourite backyard BBQ soundtrack 

In breaking news.

Th gender pay gap 

National Party members supportive of Judith Collins purge of Todd Muller  

Th new Avengers Movie backstory is controversial 

National Party members celebrating Judith smashing Todd Muller  

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, A tale of a fateful trip That started from this tropic…

Gwyneth Paltrow’s new feminist sex doll from Goop smells like a candle. 

And this inoculates me against having to work with Winston again right?

NZ First strategy