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  1. THE MSD AI FUTURE.

    CLIENT: ring ring…Hello
    MSD: Yes Hi, it’s MSD-AI here, I’m not a real person, but I have the authority to review your payments, and I noticed that a Trademe advert shows you recently sold your car, but did not report the income from the sale, so I’m afraid that first breach will reduce your payements by 50%.
    CLIENT: But two weeks ago my tooth broke, after my boyfriend tripped me up, causing me agony, so I got a dentist to fix it, which cost $400, so I had no money left, and sold my car to get enough cash to by food.
    MSD: Hi there, MSD-AI has checked your file and we have no record of the relationship you just disclosed to us, when you referred to your boyfriend. This non disclosure is another breach, therefore MSD AI is reducing your payments by 100%.
    Your file has been updated, showing you have a boyfriend as of two weeks ago. You next payment has already been processed, so that is now an identified overpayment which we will refer to our debt collection division, who will soon be making contact with you.
    You have two weeks to appeal our decision, from your earliest relationship confirmed status, which was two weeks ago. Therefore your last day to appeal our decision, is today, this matter is now closed, thank you for bringing this to our attention, have a nice day…

  2. ‘nz is getting bled dry by welfare bludgers from the work capable that cant be bothered to the rich reitired folk collecting super that dont need it. time to fully abolish welfare of all types and let the scum sinknor swim’
    Looksh ‘ere! Dosen’t rite stuff when y’re pissed ‘coz piple tyin t’ rid it fink y’re ‘n igerint bastid wot dosn’t knw wot y’re ficking en’bout.
    Also —–win I’m right agrees wiv ye n’ sez y’git a gid idee y’know y’re a dumb cnt.

  3. Nope, we’re not better than that and we’ve proved it over and over again.

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