Political Caption Competition

When Maggie Barry isn’t bullying staff, she’s strangling native birds

When Maggie Barry isn’t bullying staff, she’s strangling native birds

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It is really important to eliminate all serious garden pests and Maggie certainly is a serious garden pest…
“I don’t care if you’re an endangered species. Sir John’s coming round for dinner and he doesn’t eat pork.”
“I’m just gonna jam my thumb it its butthole now! This should really piss it off!”.
While the left hand is clearly visible, Maggie is tickling the bird’s fancy with her right hand ….
”I’ll hold it round its neck , – you keep the sack open !!”
”Takahe on the menu tonight !!”
Good try you socialist spy, your red beak is a dead[pun intended] give away. Native bird Yes. Endangered Most Definitely.