Political Caption Competition

Dear Jesus…

Chris Hipkins outlines Labour’s conditions for supporting the India Free Trade Agreement, including migrant worker protections and transparency demands.

NZ First wants ministers to regain Fast Track powers as a $1B LNG terminal is rushed through. Is this energy policy — or corporate welfare?

Wellington’s sewage crisis reignites debate over scrapping Three Waters. Was ditching water reform ideological sabotage with real-world consequences?

David Seymour channels Musk and Milei with public sector cuts. Is ACT’s small government agenda fit for New Zealand’s challenges?

Waatea’s election poll shows NZ First surging and Te Pāti Māori far from dead. What does this Māori voter engagement signal for 2026?

Does the Epstein scandal implicate Zionism or Israel? A critical look at elite power, antisemitism, and collective blame in global politics.
Can you spot the real heart attack?
“I just spoke with Jesus half an hour ago Donald. He told me to warn you about the Stormy weather that’ll be coming your way soon!”
Look guys, I’m the accidental President. Give me a break…. I didn’t realise Hillary was that bad….
Treat me nice, treat me good
Treat me like you really should
‘Cause I’m not made of wood
And I don’t have a wooden heart
The exorcism of a president. Trump turns to extreme measures to caste out the demons haunting his political career. [will his head do a 360]