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  1. “Do any of you guys dress in the old Mandarin style? You know, with the robes and the, umm… the, you know… the ponytails?”

  2. Agreement reached for China to build artificially created housing islands in The Hauraki Gulf.

  5. There were funky China men from funky Chinatown
    They were chopping them up
    They were chopping them down
    It’s an ancient Chinese art
    And everybody knew their part
    From a feint into a slip
    And a kickin’ from the hip
    Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
    Those kicks were fast as lightning
    In fact it was a little bit fright’ning
    But they fought with expert timing

    (Yaaawn…)

  6. “I always like chicken fried rice and cashews. You guys all right with that? Yeah okay then, can we have five chicken fried rice and cashews please…”

  11. Yes, of course you can launder your dirty money in NZ. Plenty of property to buy up, residential, farms, Sky City, a few brothels here and there to dump it. And yes we are just as corrupt as you are, so you and your dodgy money will be fine. But just as long as you know, we are not a tax haven.

  12. We have a massive skill shortage in this country of chefs and property investors…. and too many poor people in Auckland who don’t vote for me

    You have an overpopulation…

    In a historic post Cash for Cows deal

    Lets help each other out

  14. PM settles deal that he say’s will go some way to elevating the plight of the poor, there will be more $2 dollar shops and cheap vehicle imports of the people mover kind with fold down back seats.

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