Political Caption Competition


The latest 1News Verian poll confirms what many on the Left feared: the Right bloc remains competitive and within striking…

As Winston Peters targets the Māori electorates, fractured protest unity may weaken resistance. Is Aotearoa facing a majoritarian reset?
Are media cheerleaders ignoring cracks in New Zealand’s economy? Rising unemployment, weak retail and stalled infrastructure suggest deeper trouble.

New Zealand’s justice system has handed down its sentence in the Grey Lynn feud shooting that left one young man…

Chris Hipkins outlines Labour’s conditions for supporting the India Free Trade Agreement, including migrant worker protections and transparency demands.

NZ First wants ministers to regain Fast Track powers as a $1B LNG terminal is rushed through. Is this energy policy — or corporate welfare?
PM settles deal that he say’s will go some way to elevating the plight of the poor, there will be more $2 dollar shops and cheap vehicle imports of the people mover kind with fold down back seats.
Eastern Triads meets Western Mafia Heads of State.
We have a massive skill shortage in this country of chefs and property investors…. and too many poor people in Auckland who don’t vote for me
You have an overpopulation…
In a historic post Cash for Cows deal
Lets help each other out
Yes, of course you can launder your dirty money in NZ. Plenty of property to buy up, residential, farms, Sky City, a few brothels here and there to dump it. And yes we are just as corrupt as you are, so you and your dodgy money will be fine. But just as long as you know, we are not a tax haven.
My job here’s done, it’s all yours now. I’m off to Hawaii.
Looks like Bad Feng Shui, John
Grouching tiger, hidden porky…
Mandarins landed in Godzone…
“I always like chicken fried rice and cashews. You guys all right with that? Yeah okay then, can we have five chicken fried rice and cashews please…”
There were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up
They were chopping them down
It’s an ancient Chinese art
And everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip
And a kickin’ from the hip
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Those kicks were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit fright’ning
But they fought with expert timing
(Yaaawn…)
Over weight, small shoulders, skinny arms. In a suit.
Sold!
Agreement reached for China to build artificially created housing islands in The Hauraki Gulf.
“Do any of you guys dress in the old Mandarin style? You know, with the robes and the, umm… the, you know… the ponytails?”