Political Caption Competition


Alt-Right Toxic Culture War Canadian Billionaire Jim Grenon funded a racist defamation campaign… How billionaire Jim Grenon became involved in…

Police minister says drug enforcement is working, despite cocaine use up 98% “If enforcement is working, why are more drugs…

Dear Kiwis Why are you such gullible authority worshipping goons for the bloody Police? Bill to give police new powers…
Concerns mount over axing of national te reo Māori radio news service The decision to cut the national te reo…

“A group of 66 countries, including New Zealand, has made a total mockery of claims to the high ground as…

The Iran War is a littoral war, with many similarities to potential Pacific conflicts. It demonstrates how easily maritime chokepoints…
look at the end of the day there’s a few tools in the shed we can use to ease the housing situation, for e.g multi story car parks in low cost areas for one or we could utilize buses after hours to pickup the homeless think how many people will have a roof over their heads for the night, you see we at national have lots of realistic ideas…
Acshully, I’ll sue your arses off if you print the truth.
My finest hour will be when I have shipped off all the poor and homeless to the workhouses I will be creating soon, with the help of my dear friend Frau Paula and her jackboot brigade.
–Axetuly -provisson for anti-saliva/anti-spittle/and venom deflection face masks has been made.
“At the end of he day Kiwis are lowbrow f***wits and I can do what I want”
Arer,Spi-ty aerera. Waart- Erera.Spit.Dribb.
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,Naara-Spitty,Bel-ch.Errirr
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery…
Ekshully, snot imitation, rilly jiss asprayshun
Yeah, nah. Leave you to play with yourselves.
Today was our finest propaganda performance of our deception project designed by propagandist Joyce/Goebbels through our key propaganda agency MBIE.
“Buhur, blurdle blurdle, blarble, pfft, ahem, blah, ikshully, pfft, pfft, blurble…”