Political Caption Competition

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1. “Buhur, blurdle blurdle, blarble, pfft, ahem, blah, ikshully, pfft, pfft, blurble…”

2. Today was our finest propaganda performance of our deception project designed by propagandist Joyce/Goebbels through our key propaganda agency MBIE.

3. Arer,Spi-ty aerera. Waart- Erera.Spit.Dribb.
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   ,Naara-Spitty,Bel-ch.Errirr

   1. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery…

      1. Ekshully, snot imitation, rilly jiss asprayshun

         1. Yeah, nah. Leave you to play with yourselves.

4. “At the end of he day Kiwis are lowbrow f***wits and I can do what I want”

5. –Axetuly -provisson for anti-saliva/anti-spittle/and venom deflection face masks has been made.

6. My finest hour will be when I have shipped off all the poor and homeless to the workhouses I will be creating soon, with the help of my dear friend Frau Paula and her jackboot brigade.

7. Acshully, I’ll sue your arses off if you print the truth.

8. look at the end of the day there’s a few tools in the shed we can use to ease the housing situation, for e.g multi story car parks in low cost areas for one or we could utilize buses after hours to pickup the homeless think how many people will have a roof over their heads for the night, you see we at national have lots of realistic ideas…

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