Political Caption Competition


New 1 News Poll and it highlights just how hard this fight will be for the Left: National – 34%…

With Matua Winston threatening a referendum against the Māori Electorates, we need Early 2025 Eru, not the one we have…
Damien Venuto surprised free market capitalism cheerleaders might be wrong… Experts keep saying the economy is improving. Here’s why it…

Grey Lynn feud shooting: Teen killer Kayden Stanaway sentenced for murder NZ Herald Genuinely surprised by the verdict in…

Chris Hipkins outlines Labour’s conditions for supporting the India Free Trade Agreement, including migrant worker protections and transparency demands.

NZ First wants ministers to regain Fast Track powers as a $1B LNG terminal is rushed through. Is this energy policy — or corporate welfare?
look at the end of the day there’s a few tools in the shed we can use to ease the housing situation, for e.g multi story car parks in low cost areas for one or we could utilize buses after hours to pickup the homeless think how many people will have a roof over their heads for the night, you see we at national have lots of realistic ideas…
Acshully, I’ll sue your arses off if you print the truth.
My finest hour will be when I have shipped off all the poor and homeless to the workhouses I will be creating soon, with the help of my dear friend Frau Paula and her jackboot brigade.
–Axetuly -provisson for anti-saliva/anti-spittle/and venom deflection face masks has been made.
“At the end of he day Kiwis are lowbrow f***wits and I can do what I want”
Arer,Spi-ty aerera. Waart- Erera.Spit.Dribb.
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Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery…
Ekshully, snot imitation, rilly jiss asprayshun
Yeah, nah. Leave you to play with yourselves.
Today was our finest propaganda performance of our deception project designed by propagandist Joyce/Goebbels through our key propaganda agency MBIE.
“Buhur, blurdle blurdle, blarble, pfft, ahem, blah, ikshully, pfft, pfft, blurble…”