Political Caption Competition


The latest Post-Cabinet press conference revealed more than just policy messaging — it exposed the growing contrast between Christopher Luxon…

New Epstein Files released during the US war with Iran include explosive allegations involving Donald Trump and a teenage victim, raising questions about timing, accountability and political distraction.

The NZX50 plunged 420 points in one of the biggest single-day drops since Covid, as global markets panic over the escalating US-Israel war with Iran and surging oil prices.

Public broadcasters depend on one thing above all else: trust. But when ministers publicly attack coverage and broadcasters appear to…


Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.
“Noo Zealand huh? So do you ever get to go to Old Zealand?”
So in NZ a pussy is cat? asks Trump
Yes says A.
Yea Gods, calling a pussy a cat, hang on I just want to send a tweet then I must be away to grab a few cats…says Trump.
Finish this sentence: I just want to see her grab em by the…………..
“I,m making America grope again”.
Now how can we all meet in the middle with Russia?
Have a Russia/Canada hockey match in Ottawa Justin and bring back Bobby orr?