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Best burn of 2026
Upper lip REDACTED!
GUILTY!
USA is just one little assassination attempt and two heart attacks away from a DJT funeral. There is light in the tunnel. 2026 is gonna be WONDERFUL!!
Germany stripped Donald’s grandfather of citizenship and booted him out for failing to complete mandatory military service and not notifying them of his earlier departure to the US.
He emigrated to the United States in 1885. In 1891, he began speculating in real estate in Seattle. Surprise, surprise.
During the Klondike Gold Rush, he moved to the Yukon and made his fortune by operating a restaurant and a brothel for miners in Whitehorse. Donald would be proud.
Haha check out Donald’s German great grandmother:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederick_Trump#/media/File:Katharine_Kober.jpg
You couldn’t script this story if you tried. How did grandfather Trump die? The 1918 flu pandemic.
Could Trump’s grandfather claim an exemption because of bone spurs? (Imagine it! ‘ Spurs? You get spurs if you serve in the cavalry but ze are of metal not bone. Shut your trap and put on der uniform!)
This man achieved what experts believed was impossible.
He owned casinos that lost money.