Political Caption Competition

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1. LOOK what I would say to you is ,We are going to fuck you over when ever we can .We only have 10 months left and the country is not completely fucked yet .

2. There was absolutely no tension felt between Luxon and Bishop.

3. These are the concerned faces we put on while pretending to listen to bottom-feeders-but-still-voters while secretly thinking about feasting on the children of the poor.

4. Blue Monday:
   Bishop: Nobody loves me. I can’t be bothered ironing my shirt today.
   Luxon: Nobody loves me either, but they can’t be bothered rolling me just yet.
   No.3: Nobody loves me either or really cares who I am.

5. Ummm…… excuse me M’am.
   We’re looking for a track to get back on.
   Have you seen one around here by any chance, ‘cos we’re totally lost, and these guys are getting reeeeeally edgy about it.”

6. It’s getting near Christmas. The three men are each pondering how best to play their part of the Three Wise Mean at the Christmax Parade. ‘O Star of wonder’. We Three Kings https://genius.com/Anne-murray-we-three-kings-lyrics
   (They like this bit, now we aren’t a democracy – ‘King forever, ceasing never, Over us all to reign’. (Musk or whoever).

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