Political Caption Competition

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1. No hands. No shame. No idea.

2. ‘ look mum… no hands,”
   ” look mum.. I’m like a hamster on a wheel’
   Look mum, I’m wearing a bike helmet despite advocating NO regulations, ”
   Look mum, I’m on a public, tax payers road to get to my private property. ”
   ” look mum, I can count to two..
   Aren’t I clever?’
   No lttle Dave , it’s because you’re a near 50 year old rodent , as well conditioned and trained as a Skinner’s rat…

3. Before plunging to his demise off the infamous Fiscal Cliffs, Seymour stubbornly and foolishly proclaimed that market forces would steer his Serco bicycle.

4. Brooke the crook will be happy to see that as she doesnt give a toss about safety and is happy to see 1.5 kiwis die at work each week .She will be hoping david is one of those .

5. What a total fucking little arsewipe

   1. Speaking of which he has no seat on his bike?

      1. The actual arsehole is on show under the helmet impaled on the seat stem

6. What’s with the thumbs again? Is it supposed to have a deep meaning in the dim recesses of the minds of us dumb clucks of the ordinary people? And the suits – see if I can spell ubiquitous. Are they a definite uniform not just a tidy outfit for work?

7. Auditions for new Pee-wee Herman film.

8. I thought wearing a safety helmet goes against David’s belief for the right to maim yourself free of bureaucratic nanny state regulations ?

9. Open your car door somebody.

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