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Shane Jones promoting gold platinum condoms for safe use in front of your government issued credit card porn session. As Bob the first said go Shane you little beauty. Bob I hope you’re wearing clothes?
Bobby is wearing a pearl necklace Matua Shane gave him. Taste salty like the moana he is emptying.
Dodgy Jonesy putting his weight behind another pyramid.
I got this one from the fishing companies. And, I got this one from the oil companies.
I can get little gold bars like that at my supermarket any day – Whitakers Peanut Slab delicious. But I shop at New World SthI – may have to give them up as New World behaviour over surveillance is a disgrace. No gold bars even chocolate ones are coming to the ordinary peeps.
Happy Matua just before his diagnosis of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
As ‘Thesaurus Jones’ would say: “I’m bathing in the aureate glow of substantive, mineralised abundance”
Nice AB, the bloviating Harvard tosser’s thinking exactly………action’s speak louder than word’s/ reo eh
Show us the one in your hip pocket Jonsey!
These are the bars his mate Damien Grant has lost from the gold dealer who went broke. Give them back to the ripped off investors.
Matua Shayne the Minister of Masturbation gloating over all that gold leaf he wants to consume in his bloated puku.
No Jonesy – it is fool’s gold!
You cannot use it to rent movies!
“Watch me turn them into shit.”
Ya dreaming Jonesy
It’s a gift from his fishing industry mates.
‘Hey Mr Talleys man tally me gold bar
Election time come and I wan’ go home’