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I am the Eggman, you are the walrus
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Political Caption Competition
I don’t need to carry in KFC and pretend to care when it’s not a climate event
2026 National Party election billboard
Christopher Luxon farting rainbows
Caption: “Moi?”
Bottom at the gold of the Rainbow
Pot of gold… that’s what you get when you vote for me…John told me they’ll believe anything I tell ‘em!
I was a drab little crab once
Now I know I can be happy as a clam
Because I’m beautiful, baby
I’d really rather be
Shiny
Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck…
What I will tell you is I am a cock that no self respecting woman wants
LOOK OVER MY SHOLDER AND SEE NZs clean green 100% pure picture from the Bahamas
The double rainbow star died at 57 – makes you think eh Luxon. What else can you get under your belt before you toddle off now you have seen the sacred vision. Still looking for that pot of gold eh!
Pot of gold on my shoulder – sorted!
This is a demonstration of the new device that enables others to view the thoughts in another’s brain, and this model delivers in technicolour! Its development was based on the concept developed in Dennis Potter’s Lazarus. His thinking was mind-breaking
3.52m – his Melvyn Bragg interview https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnVrK38xI-A
Seriously, I’d have a neck if I had an actual spine..
When I took over at Air-NZ, it was going great.
These days, it’s worth less than this bottle of mineral water on my right.
Te Puke is beautiful this time of year
“what I can tell you is we use the bottom feeders as bait here”
Moi.. me.. influencing Reserve Bank decisions..? Never.. I was, I mean.. everyday in my mind I’m in Hawaii..
And Eggy sings “Somewhere over the rainbow , skies are blue………”