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  1. New secret weapon the ‘coat flasher’ will have the visual power take out entire enemy battalion

  2. Drill Sargeant: I’m not going to lie. Given what the defence minister is wearing today, trying to keep a straight face is going to be the most challenging drill you will have ever faced. But you can … hehehe … you can.. bahahahahahaha! .. you can do it!

  3. Judith signals that she is going to be Kiwis’ Dame Edna Everage ‘with her ‘Hello Possums’ collar, but with her it is Goodbye, Death to Possums and the only kiwis left will be seen on feathered cloaks for show-off ceremonies.
    And is that a cockade on her hat?

  4. Army Officer with sword stands ready. In his mind the briefing from last night.
    “If she goes berserk run her through and kill her immediately. If she gets her teeth into anyone they become a werebitch.’

    1. I think it is important that the sword goes through the heart or she will rise again. But how can you know if the heart is in the normal place – could be to the left or the right – though one could guess with her to 99% accuracy.