Political Caption Competition

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1. Pinocchio Brown says “I’m a real boy”
   Gelato Luxon say’s “I like your hair:

2. SIMEON I am not sure about that. I will have to ask the boss.
   MEDIA Well the Prime minister is right beside you?
   SIMEON No – the boss -David Seymour.

3. “did you bring the lube Simmy no but I just did a wet fart Chrissy”

   1. Don’t fall into one style of riposte Clive – try a reverse thrust to end up in a different place.

      1. Applying reverse thrust would likely propel the wet fart out the front exhaust to an even greater extent

         1. It seems that you are beyond redemption or even improvement Clive. This must give you much insight into politicians minds.

            1. Insight and the power of observation to make interpretations based on what is noticed so lighten up and enjoy the spectrum

            2. To be fair Greywarbler the political captions should be about a bit of humour.

            3. How can you pick a worthwhile political party if you can’t even pick your nose? Do you mean that sort of humour?

            4. Good try.

            5. Who farted

4. Luxon is checking his arse because he is about to ream it because he keeps fucking up .

5. Arrrr what was it I said again boss I can’t remember I’ve told so much bullshit its effecting my memory.

6. Vampire looks menacingly at victims neck, sadly both have no blood in their veins

7. When Simeon tells lies I find it deeply attractive.

8. Simeon is better at this than me – should I be worried?

9. Hmmm….this arsehole is after my job.

   1. The polished turd is getting homesick eyes up nearest arsehole

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