Political Caption Competition

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1. This photo and its accompanying text are obvious National party propaganda, Chris Bishop wouldn’t give out free tents, when he could charge rent for them.

2. Twin unemployed Santa’s eagerly await the winning announcement of the Gillette “just add water” deluxe package. They won a tent last month which they reluctantly share.

3. Summertime beach shelters not meeting the grade for South Island’s homeless population this Winter. “I just wish they could be completely closed, to keep the wind and rain out at least” commented one ungrateful recipient.

   1. Sinic – Trumped yourself. Your first was good, the second excessively good.

4. If you vote National at the next election I promise a groundsheet and blanket as well.

5. But those receiving the Judith Collins love dolls were rather underwhelmed.

   1. The Velden model gave them frostbite.

6. Bishop tells beneficiaries to watch the latest episodes of ALONE Frozen for winter outdoor living tips.

7. How apt,
   A re-enactment of Cook’s landing upscaled with the same fake promises and hidden agenda but sleeping bags instead of blankets.
   Forgot the tobacco Bish ??.

8. I didn’t realise some men had such problems having to wrap up protectively and thoroughly in winter. Growing beards is precautionary I note but Bishop is too young one would think, and not called Richard.

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