Political Caption Competition
The National Party of NZ – taking today what tomorrow never brings
The National Party of NZ – taking today what tomorrow never brings

We are about to be swamped by NZFirst Whero-neck mouth breathers screaming ‘1 person 1 vote’ to justify amputating the…

To my horror, I see Ruth Richardson got the Companion of the New Zealand Order of Merit last year. Personally,…
There are 3 ways that this Government have screwed the scrum this election and because the election looks so close,…

Talley’s appeals decision in defamation case with TVNZ, parties to return to court Food manufacturing company Talley’s is appealing the…

Winston’s attack on Māori Political aspiration is as dangerous as Seymour’s Treaty Principles Referendum and it is another political headache…

Bringing the best music + live entertainment to Aus + NZ since ’79 This month in music In February 1984,…
Ruth forgot to put in the shoulder pads of his dress.
They have slipped down the front
Obscene party of cowards.
Luxie-: ‘ F#*k , the starving Palestinians eh guys?”
Witless-: ‘ Yea, cheers to Don and Benj !”
Luxie: Going to have to get me a bigger tie like my Trump boy , to cover my growing paunchy spoils.
Witless: oh i don’t know, I just pretend I’m a pencil.
Heh heh heh heh tell you what Ruthy even in 2026 the stupid voters will still vote for price over value
Is that the shade of Muldoon mulling another National evictory, or Luxon relishing the luxury of fronting an entity that doesn’t have to care about profits or mistakes or dissatisfied customers like the old flight coy, no need to be coy at all.
Getting a ringside seat for the bedleggings that begin when Sam (back right) has finished his lunch.
Qu: What did the sociopathic, small-state libertarian and the deceased, authoritarian, economic nationalist say to each other over lunch?
A: “The place is wrecked and it’s your fault.”
That is a brilliant caption and sadly true.
ROB ,why am I sitting with the kitchen hand