“Ummm, hi again. Look, I rang you last time without the express permission of my Foreign Minister and he was really PO’d that I didn’t check with him before hysterically calling you and sobbing about Trump.”
“My Foreign Minister told me to stop being a bitch and put my big boy pants on and I’m not allowed to call you again without him saying I can”.
“I’ll call you again when I’m allowed to”.
Thank you, the Prime Minister of NZ while Winston says so”.
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Hi Chrissy here I have some anti tariff deodorant to sell you
Hi.. don’t hang up. Please take my call. I’m really, really, hopeless domestically, and I’m desperately in need of some sort of offshore bonding exercise to make me appear relevant.
Hello.. hello.. are you there? I make a mean marmite sandwich.
“Hi Donald excited to get your call, you what! yes yes yes yes you can borrow Winston for as long as you like!”
I do not need Winston’s permission to go to Hawaii! – no, sorry, I mean Te Puke.
Ooops – just called Xi Jinping instead of Pizza Hut. (they sound similar)
This would be funny if it wasn’t so true. I guess we can expect a lot more anti government rhetoric, from Winstone, over the next 18 months once David takes over.