Political Caption Competition
Jesus after finding out David Seymour is claiming he would support ACT
Jesus after finding out David Seymour is claiming he would support ACT

Chris Hipkins outlines Labour’s conditions for supporting the India Free Trade Agreement, including migrant worker protections and transparency demands.

NZ First wants ministers to regain Fast Track powers as a $1B LNG terminal is rushed through. Is this energy policy — or corporate welfare?

Wellington’s sewage crisis reignites debate over scrapping Three Waters. Was ditching water reform ideological sabotage with real-world consequences?

David Seymour channels Musk and Milei with public sector cuts. Is ACT’s small government agenda fit for New Zealand’s challenges?

Waatea’s election poll shows NZ First surging and Te Pāti Māori far from dead. What does this Māori voter engagement signal for 2026?

Does the Epstein scandal implicate Zionism or Israel? A critical look at elite power, antisemitism, and collective blame in global politics.
Looks like a young Dennis Hopper
It’s the 3 Unwise Monkeys we don’t believe in.
Speak more Evil. Luxon and his rude descriptions of his fellow NZders and daily clangers.
Hear more Evil. Winston listening to conspiracy theories and turning a deaf ear to his MPs evil policies.
And See More Evil. The one who imagines he’s in heavenly company.
If Karl Marx can be blamed for the Soviet Union, and Hippocrates can be blamed for Dr Mengele, and Adam Smith can be blamed for Pinochet’s torturers, can I be blamed for Christopher Luxon?
“and now Winston wants me to turn water into whisky and Shane an endless supply of fish”
…. sadly it was all down hill after he quoted Dave Seymour’s tax policy at the sermon on the mount.