Political Caption Competition

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1. Let’s not insult women by portraying Luxon as one.

2. A fool and his hair are soon parted.

   1. So good.

3. A fool and his brains are soon parted.

4. A fool and his job to be soon parted.

5. Luxon looks better in his pj’s, under the bed.

6. Minister of Marmite, Sammies and Spreads.

7. Mr Luxon auditions to be Drag Queen in Residence at the Te Puke Public Library. If he can find it.

8. …also known as “Madame Deficit”, she who would bankrupt the nation, both morally and financially.

9. Just another Sunday afternoon in Albert Park.

10. “what is this thing you call guillotine…”

11. come on over david ,you can pretend I m a girl this time

12. What future for Luxon when he steps down? Men are into chef work but marmite sandwiches don’t cut it. He does look good in that rig so what about this for putting on an act at which politicians are so adept?:
    A pantomime dame is a traditional role in British pantomime. It is part of the theatrical tradition of travesti portrayal of female characters by male actors in drag. Dame characters are often played either in an extremely camp style, or else by men acting butch in women’s clothing. They usually wear heavy make up and big hair, have exaggerated physical features, and perform in an over-the-top style. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pantomime_dame

    1. Grey Warbler. Paediatric nurse, linesman, brain surgeon, grave digger, actuary, pearl fisher, astrophysicist, sheep shearer, electrifying engineer, hair dresser, male model, forensic pathologist, female model, soap salesman and car groomer, are occupations which readily spring to mind as being within Chris’s skill set. Fortune teller, maybe ?

       1. And those are just the proper and polite, activity classifications.

       2. Bellwether to the bahleful flock, hopefully?

    2. Given that he’s got nothing else to comb, he could become a beach comber. The Beach Comber of Te Puke.

    3. Bearing in mind Luxon’s noting of bottom-feeders, he could become a beach-bum in Hawaii. Key could fly him over in his new helicopter, and stay and keep him company, forever and ever.

13. Marmite sandwiches will never happen.
    Spiteful little Dave would lick the marmite off before the bread reaches the kids.

14. A girls blouse

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