Political Caption Competition

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1. The Libertarian List of the recent scumbags – ” they don’t have Rights it’s all their own fault.”
   * Security guards denying little Dave’s right to endanger others.
   * Muslim kids being ungrateful
   * Wanaka’s residents for protecting their environment and existing businesses
   * Women who menstruate….

   Oooops we’re running out of ” we’re all equal ” people !

2. Digging his own watery grave

3. Luxie : We’re going for growth ! But you know guys we only get chump change with 98% going off-shore ?

   Winnie: STFU Lux, at least there’s a job for you and no migrants digging our ditches.

   Little Dave: Who gives a F# ? It’s all ’bout Optics guys because The power rush is orgasmic.

4. But but but being PM is still my wettest dream

5. Damn I’ve broken my shovel. But all’s well, Winston’s got a bigger one and he’s a real handyman – a tool at the right time.

6. Luxon: “Help me out boys, I’m not used to this manual labour stuff.”
   David: “I delegate that job to Winston.”
   Winston: “Hey sunshine, I’m the Deputy, I’ll do the delegating, and can’t you see I’m busy striking a pose.”

7. Luxon: I don’t know if I’m coming or going.
   NZ public: He’s taking us up shit creek.

8. Maybe Trump will like this canal instead of panama I will give it to him for xmas .

9. This fucking moat won’t keep the bottom feeders from my castle

10. Delivering Dave’s dirty work.

11. Super-excited to be subserviently thigh-deep in crud.

12. Obtaining ingredients for the new $0.05 Compass school lunches.

13. “Everyone must Go”

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