Political Caption Competition
When you are being told you’re being divisive from those doing the dividing
When you are being told you’re being divisive from those doing the dividing

Escalating conflict between the US and Iran raises fears of a Strait of Hormuz closure that could disrupt global oil supply and threaten New Zealand’s fuel security.

NZ First faces accusations of crony capitalism after appointing a donor with trucking industry links to KiwiRail, raising serious conflict-of-interest concerns.


Labour’s incremental approach to economic reform risks alienating voters as the cost of living crisis deepens and bolder alternatives emerge from the Greens and TOP.

The Iran war highlights New Zealand’s dangerous reliance on imported oil and the urgent need for electrification, EV adoption and renewable energy independence.

We warned you that the moment the Cops gained the power to arrest the homeless that the provision to move…
“Everyone must Go”
Obtaining ingredients for the new $0.05 Compass school lunches.
Super-excited to be subserviently thigh-deep in crud.
Delivering Dave’s dirty work.
This fucking moat won’t keep the bottom feeders from my castle
Maybe Trump will like this canal instead of panama I will give it to him for xmas .
Luxon: I don’t know if I’m coming or going.
NZ public: He’s taking us up shit creek.
Luxon: “Help me out boys, I’m not used to this manual labour stuff.”
David: “I delegate that job to Winston.”
Winston: “Hey sunshine, I’m the Deputy, I’ll do the delegating, and can’t you see I’m busy striking a pose.”
Damn I’ve broken my shovel. But all’s well, Winston’s got a bigger one and he’s a real handyman – a tool at the right time.
But but but being PM is still my wettest dream
Luxie : We’re going for growth ! But you know guys we only get chump change with 98% going off-shore ?
Winnie: STFU Lux, at least there’s a job for you and no migrants digging our ditches.
Little Dave: Who gives a F# ? It’s all ’bout Optics guys because The power rush is orgasmic.
Digging his own watery grave
The Libertarian List of the recent scumbags – ” they don’t have Rights it’s all their own fault.”
* Security guards denying little Dave’s right to endanger others.
* Muslim kids being ungrateful
* Wanaka’s residents for protecting their environment and existing businesses
* Women who menstruate….
Oooops we’re running out of ” we’re all equal ” people !