Political Caption Competition

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1. There will also be pie in the sky and ale falling as rain.

   1. Where, where and when, when??

2. People like me have been wrecking your lives for 40 years – pray for me.

3. I have private health insurance – I will pray for you

4. Delivery, targets, outcomes, getting things done, hardworking Kiwis, ambitious, super-excited

   1. Buzz words – lovely noise, now action but no sting please.

5. Reality TV: stupidest man in country becomes PM

6. Praying to the one true God of Mammon

7. What a great country – ugly men can become rich and cruel too.

   1. Did you read that on a lavatory wall?

      1. GW – only my mental lavatory wall. But as I don’t frequent ladies loos, I’m willing to concede that many women may have beaten me to the same conclusion a long time ago.

         1. Don’t limit yourselves to rigid lavatories, prepare to use the ones that will be designed like holograms, flexible – and you can’t know which one to use these days – we’re all trans now. Trouble is holograms won’t have writeable walls and my book of graffiti has some pearls drawn from such walls.

8. I am “deeply committed” to deceiving you

9. Hey look, I’m sorted, you’re not, whose fault is that?

10. When I get out into the world and “hustle”, I don’t go to Dunedin

    1. Bit of a din – been there dun that! Hah!

11. Vulgarity and venality make the perfect fit.

    1. Well I’ve got other ‘v’ words! I like vast, vacant, vacuous, and hiding the v sometimes I store up lascivious.

12. Bonehead CEO can’t cope with the real world

13. …And what i would say you is that it’s all Labour’s fault that i made false promises and spread fake news and that blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

14. Lord, their are all these socialist people here, yes child, heaven is a socialist place where even you are allowed, Heaven, is a place of solidarity, where all us are equal in our political care socialist capitalist communist place heaven.

15. Holy heck the bread dough talks !!!

16. I am a fucking cunt you voted for me and you are bottom feeding nothings so suck it up

17. EGIT!S where .

18. snark are you meaning EEJIT?
    Examples of ‘EEJIT’ in a sentence – Collins Dictionary
    i”Then he falls in the fishpond and sits there laughing like an eejit. A scene isn’t complete here without an ‘eejit’ or a ‘riddle me dis’. The businessman who takes over the rescue project is an eejit. You can be a genius one day and an eejit the next.
    Collins Dictionary
    https://www.collinsdictionary.com › sentences › english/i

19. Awe that and still egit

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