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The latest Post-Cabinet press conference revealed more than just policy messaging — it exposed the growing contrast between Christopher Luxon…

New Epstein Files released during the US war with Iran include explosive allegations involving Donald Trump and a teenage victim, raising questions about timing, accountability and political distraction.

The NZX50 plunged 420 points in one of the biggest single-day drops since Covid, as global markets panic over the escalating US-Israel war with Iran and surging oil prices.

Public broadcasters depend on one thing above all else: trust. But when ministers publicly attack coverage and broadcasters appear to…


Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.
Tobacco lobbyist schooling a couple of MP’s.
Luxon schooling his deputies.
More innocent animals used by military co-opting them into schemes of damage and death. Porpoises were used to carry messages and equipment, also horses, pigeons and now intelligent snakes learning to recognise friend or enemy. Where is the RSPCA?
This is boot camp with a difference. The entrants are trained and tested for their ability to think fast and act effectively. The demonstrator is showing the placement of fire extinguishers throughout the premises which can also be thrown at snakes if threatened.
Looks like some creepy advert for some foreign sex parlour that caters for soldiers who are supposed to be in a briefing session, but it’s actually unbriefing.
Advisor to National and ACT
‘Look when it comes to useless Boot camps, crazy spending on ferries and ineffective tax cuts, neither of you have a leg to stand on!’