Political Caption Competition
The Death Star version

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SPOT THE DIFFERENCE: Trick question, they are both a Death Star
Wrong portrayal. Not Star Wars at all. Go for Gormenghast. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gormenghast_(novel)#Steerpike_usurps_Barquentine) And we aren’t using our mercantile skills to best value. Make a film of our trauma, what a drama – by Peter Jackson or Alister Barry with input from Dame Gaylene Preston. Only the names will be changed to protect the innocent! It would be like a nation’s hara-kiri.
I will bring peace, freedom, justice and security to my new Empire…. Good I can feel your anger. Let the hate flow through you.
Kiwi mum opposes sex toys in The Chemist Warehouse.