Political Caption Competition
The Death Star version
It’s not about the science for National, ACT and NZF voters, it’s a culture war. They HATE having to admit…

Chris Hipkins accuses Winston Peters of ‘pure racism’ in Parliament Winston Peters has been accused of “pure racism” in Parliament…

New Poll results from Stuff: Labour – 37 National – 30 Greens – 10 NZF – 11 ACT – 6…

Now. You tell me if the actual following comments by National Party MP Nancy Lu about the Prime Minister holding…

I’m going to start this article off by writing something beyond comprehension, so brace yourself… You will be, I’m sure,…

It’s all going swimmingly
Wrong portrayal. Not Star Wars at all. Go for Gormenghast. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gormenghast_(novel)#Steerpike_usurps_Barquentine) And we aren’t using our mercantile skills to best value. Make a film of our trauma, what a drama – by Peter Jackson or Alister Barry with input from Dame Gaylene Preston. Only the names will be changed to protect the innocent! It would be like a nation’s hara-kiri.
I will bring peace, freedom, justice and security to my new Empire…. Good I can feel your anger. Let the hate flow through you.
Kiwi mum opposes sex toys in The Chemist Warehouse.