Political Caption Competition

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1. People who have nothing better to do than pull faces and photograph themselves, shouldn’t be left in charge of a packet of crayons, let alone country.

   1. Of course Joy, but he might be auditioning for the John T party.

      1. No, definitely the National party.

2. Christopher enjoys his wife’s $ 115.00 afternoon tea.

3. “ Wait ‘til you see me in my pyjamas… again…”

4. Enjoying his sausage roll.

5. Evil has many faces.

6. “ I’ve never loved anyone as much as I love myself.”

   1. Oh Lord it’s hard to be humble,
      When you’re perfect in every way.
      I can’t wait to look in the mirror,
      ‘Cause I get better looking each day.

      To know me is to love me,
      I must be a hell of a man…….
      Oh Lord, it’s hard to be humble,
      But I’m doing the bet that I can.

      Apologies to everyone who has sung this song, tongue in cheek. That’s not where Chris’ tongue is.

7. ” I’m a creep
   I’m a weirdo
   What the hell am I doing here
   I don’t belong here”

8. As useful as a yeast infection… podgy white bread dough just looks like podgy white bread dough no matter how you pose it.

9. Arsewipe

10. I did it all by myself and the seven social media staff

11. Bob troll has this picture on his shower walls and on the ceiling above his bed.

12. Dick on tik again

13. Dancing For The Devil

14. Unfortunately all the negative comments that come forward about Luxon will only flatter his ego. He could be one of the unfortunates who didn’t receive much love and attention as a child, and in the needy way of our psyches, got it from acting up, causing irritation and disapproval or pretence of conformity. Possibly the more the merrier, he frames the choice.

    1. You may be right. If he actually cared, he wouldn’t make such a fool of himself.
       He’s addicted to attention…any kind at all.

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