Political Caption Competition
What the National Party think due process looks like

Yesterday I asked, Why would we trust TVNZ Journalism now we know Government is editor? Today I ask, Why would…

‘One in seven New Zealand children living in material hardship’ was the dramatic heading of a NZ Herald feature article…

PSNA has written to Justice Minister Paul Goldsmith today requesting proposed ‘move-on’ laws will specifically continue to allow free speech…

More than a game “Football is more than a game. It is a force for unity, peace and hope” Gianni…


Never forget that for most of his press conference, the Prime Minister was justifying carpet bombing for Christ
Toot toot. All aboard the txt gravy train… Would be great if the journos follow up on any potential txts from Bennett, Bridges, McCully, Sowry, and Joyce.
Creative managerial accounting guarantees deliverables for the country’s internal stakeholders.
Bill ” shall we put spaghetti on the review”?
Bill: It’s the 3 cup trick you always win.
Chwiss: Which cup is the new state house under ?
Bill: None of them, that’s the magic of ‘ switcheroo ‘ .
Chwiss: Oh I get it, private developers now own the houses.
Bill : Yes , but it’s also all in the language while performing the trick.
Instead of houses you say, ” 1500 places “. And buttabing – empty the motels into $$$ in private pockets.
Chwiss. Cool, then say Nats created new
” PLACES” .
But what about that newly divorced bloke living in his car ?
Bill: All good, the kids can’t but he can still have his cat stay over.