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” Aaah .. you still buying our wind turbines Luxie or has Porkie Jones suddenly thought BIG and will make them yourselves instead, hehehee ? “
A meeting between Luxon and Putin has been hastily arranged, followed by talks with Netanyahu.
” While we’re at it, Luxie , did you hear about our successful ” The Four National Taps ” – centralised complete, state ownership and protections for water security ? “
” Oh Luxie, you PR hopping trotter. We already have 3 trade agreements. The CEP Upgrade entered into force on 1 January 2020. Bit slow announcing a ” streamline” access provision that already exists, Luxie.”