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Alt-Right Toxic Culture War Canadian Billionaire Jim Grenon funded a racist defamation campaign… How billionaire Jim Grenon became involved in…

Police minister says drug enforcement is working, despite cocaine use up 98% “If enforcement is working, why are more drugs…

Dear Kiwis Why are you such gullible authority worshipping goons for the bloody Police? Bill to give police new powers…
Concerns mount over axing of national te reo Māori radio news service The decision to cut the national te reo…

“A group of 66 countries, including New Zealand, has made a total mockery of claims to the high ground as…

The Iran War is a littoral war, with many similarities to potential Pacific conflicts. It demonstrates how easily maritime chokepoints…
” Aaah .. you still buying our wind turbines Luxie or has Porkie Jones suddenly thought BIG and will make them yourselves instead, hehehee ? “
A meeting between Luxon and Putin has been hastily arranged, followed by talks with Netanyahu.
” While we’re at it, Luxie , did you hear about our successful ” The Four National Taps ” – centralised complete, state ownership and protections for water security ? “
” Oh Luxie, you PR hopping trotter. We already have 3 trade agreements. The CEP Upgrade entered into force on 1 January 2020. Bit slow announcing a ” streamline” access provision that already exists, Luxie.”