Political Caption Competition
CL: If I put my hand on my hip, I seem affable and friendly.
NW: I too shall lean in and look like I give a shit.
Old Women In Red: This isn’t Chippy, the Retirement Bitch here said we’d be seeing Chippy! I wore my favourite red top!







Two retirees interview middle age couple suffering from dementia.
Who is who though? (From the Residential Home for the Bewildered.)
“ Do you think I’m sexy?”
Luxon’s busting out all over.
I knew we should have used mannequins…
Luxon: If I pull my jacket tight like this you can see the squeezed middle that I want to look after so much.
What, you have 4 kids?
In my day we had a name for girls like you!
Would you like to come for a ride in my shiny black Mercedes then ?
Eeewww!
Hoho she’s a party girl!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qev-i9-VKlY
I’m a little peepot
Bald and stout,
Here is my handle,
And Nicola’s my spout.
When the action boils,
Hear me shout,
Tip us up
And vote us out.
Hilarious Gentle Annie!