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Hey you!
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Political Caption Competition
I don’t need to carry in KFC and pretend to care when it’s not a climate event
In Occupied Palestine – 14 February 2026
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” someone said there was a rare Blue moon this month and I looked over the fence bro and saw Luxons head”.
Gorilla on the hustings
Not sure that’s funny or ironic Ape..wood,
Show’s not over til the fat man sings.
Chris Luxon offered a fence to sit on, when Natz position in working with Winston Peters is mentioned.
Who’s that trip trapping on my bridge
Look just tell me quickly – that arrow – where is it pointing to? I’m in my car here and I want to find that track you’re advertising. I need firm directions as the roads are dodgy round here.
“Brooke says they can take this seat too…”
“The sheep dip’s ready if you wannna come on over…”
“Sorry Chris. Bomber says he’s not gonna be able to get here in time.”
“We’ve got fifteen minutes to get to shelter before your Chinese missiles start arriving…”
“That bloody dog of yours has been shitting in my yard again!”
Luxon gets passed in after failing to generate enough bids…
“Here’s my phaser Cap’n…”