Political Caption Competition

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1. Miraculous laser kiwi flies under radar

2. Ben, Ovod, Pat and … sumsuch?

3. The pole dancers of the Act Party coming to a Splash Club near you.

4. The Blue Team complain of blurred vision…

   1. I blame covid again. Being healthily correct and wearing covid masks and doing any activity that requires goggles – well trhe mist on the lens means that so much gets missed the task is impossible.

5. Commissioner Coster’s team are here to promote pure trans joy.

6. RNZ cannot locate Ukraine. It’s definitely not in the Pacific so we’re all out of ideas says chief editor…

7. Department of Education enforcing genderID ideology throughout Kiwi schools.

8. Kiwi Banks Campaign for a Cashless Society

9. Flying the flag of the Kiwi Lazer, volunteer fighters from Aotearoa step outside this country’s traditional role of backing imperialism, to supporting an underdog in conflict with an imperialist super power,.

   https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/russia-ukraine-war-laser-kiwi-flag-spotted-on-battlefied-among-nz-fighters/5VUKWYVQJREKVMHOXQYCAZFUJU/#:~:text=Advertise%20with%20NZME.-,Russia%2DUkraine%20war%3A%20Laser%20Kiwi%20flag%20spotted,on%20battlefield%20among%20NZ%20fighters&text=Two%20New%20Zealanders%20on%20the,New%20Zealanders%20fighting%20in%20Ukraine.

10. New Zealand heroes ditch the New Zealand ensign with the butchers apron in the corner, for a pennant with a Kiwi with lazer vision.

    https://www.thefreelibrary.com/Don%27t+be+part+of+%27Butcher%27s+Apron%27.-a0287314087

11. When you are fighting imperialism don’t bring a flag with a Union Jack on it.

12. Mike Hosking, Kate Hawksbury, Heather 2 + 3 Allan and Barry Soper go full on warfare on behalf of the National party.

13. You’ve heard of The Wiggles well these are The Fuzzy Wuzzies, coming to a training post for mercenaries near you.

14. The result of $28 million referendum. Chow Chow!

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